Well now that Smokey Robinson song is stuck in my head.
Do do do, dodolutoluto do

God, there is nothing worse than a texturally incoherent blowjob.

Not just The Jim Henson Hour. By the time Muppets Tonight came around, Clifford had already been in The Muppets at Walt Disney World, The Muppets Celebrate Jim Henson, and even appeared as a guest on Arsenio. But he was never on Muppet Babies, so he'll always just be an outsider.

Disney will never release Hey, Cinderella! because the rights are retained by The Jim Henson Company, who still owns all non-Muppet branded Henson works. But JHC also probably won't release it, at least not without some editing, because of Disney-owned Kermit's narration. They did release Emmitt Otter's Jugband…

No no no, finger Prince!

That's how I feel about Kaitlyn Jenner. It's like "Please understand I mean no disrespect to the transgender community, it's just I hate everyone associated with that entire worthless, parasitic family of vapid, awful dipshits."

I have nothing against those with surplus mass or the differently-religioned, but hair shaped like a clarinet sitting atop the head? That I cannot abide!

He-Man singing "What's Up?" is the greatest gift the internet has given us.

She was a "Great Job, Internet!" pioneer.

I know it's not the same thing, but I used to have a blog, and one day I found out a woman in Texas was stealing all my posts, including the photos, and just adding the word "weenis."

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

Leave White Michael Strahan alone!

How can I forget Kurt Braunohler if I've never heard of him? Unless I have and forgot.

Well there are two kinds of Hatesong, incredibly low hanging fruit, and contrarian rants against sacred cows. Just once I want one about a b-side from an obscure band only existed for one afternoon in August of 1983, and the hater passionately loathes this song that no one else has ever heard, and they're just mad…

I just wanted to do a Rick and Morty bit.

Yeah, good one, Paul. 1999 called, it wants its easy target back.

I always consider Fred Ward as "The bartender from D.C. Follies" because that was the first thing I remember seeing him in. And I'll never forget D.C. Follies because Entertain Tonight did a segment on the making of it, and at the end they showed the warehouse full of puppets, and I guess they thought it would be…

Brett Favre holds the record for most completions AND interceptions (and shares the record with Anthony Weiner for most dick pics sent, but that's not relevant here) The point is, if you're prolific enough, you get to be the best AND the worst.

Why does the leaked Finn figure look like he's about to say "I have a bad feeling about this, Liz Lemon?"

Please let this be called The Fresher Prince of Bel-Air. But more importantly, please keep Will Smith's awful children away from this.