I'm not going to judge. We don't know how many were in a Brewster's Millions situation.

See, this is the kind of raw talent that could've kept Cop Rock on the air!

I like the ones who start their raps "My name is so-and-so and I'm here to say" It really helps me, because then I know who they are and what their message is. It's usually about loving to rap in a major way.

Hi I'm Mr. Meekmill! Look at me!

Meek Mill was one of those 90s teen dramas on the WB. It ran for 6 seasons. You guys don't remember the frog singing "It's time for Meek Miii-iiill!"

What can I say?
I'm doing it the best I can
Leaning on nobody but me…

I'll bet people who paid to see Peter Dinklage with a mullet in Pixels are kicking themselves knowing they could have seen Peter Dinklage with a mullet for free. And also because they paid to see Pixels.

Lena Heady looks like she's playing Heather Langenkamp in Lifetime's Unauthorized Just the Ten of Us Story.

Well this is certainly a departure from "Peeno Noir."

You mean Doughy Jay Mohr?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cowsay.
Cowsay who?
No, cows say moo. You're thinking of owls.

I hope they show the day Candace's whackadoo brother visited the set.

Wel, we didn't all know, but we do now.

There is nothing the least bit funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy Seal, sir!

Because Mare is a female horse, right? I wasn't being sarcastic, I just got it. I'm almost embarrassed to admit how long it took me to realize the "Draw" in Win, Lose, or Draw was a pun. "Draw" also means "Tie." The name seemed so random to me, "Win, Lose, or Some Unrelated Third Thing."

You idiots! These are not them. You've captured their stunt doubles!

Back before the internet, or at least in the early says of the internet, E! was sort of a proto A.V. Club; ah, the halcyon days of entertainment news, movie reviews and trailers, and Señor Sock's love affair with Suzanne Somers.

Has there been one about people referring to their group of friends as a "squad?" Because that can fuck right off.

I don't understand how people sat through presumably the same gospel readings I did and came away with the exact opposite understanding of them. How does "help the poor, love your neighbor, and don't hoard money" sound anything like "poor people are lazy, homosexuality is a sin, and greed is good?"

"Oh, you poor thing, drinking out of a bag! I've got some wholesome juice boxes over here in my van. That's right, they're right in there, but way in back, so you'll have to climb in to get them.That's it, climb right back there. Good. Goooooood."