Even though it's how I started watching this show, Amazon Prime getting exclusive rights prevented Justified from ever getting Breaking Bad levels of attention. I'm curious of the exact numbers, but it seems Netflix has considerably more subscribers. I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

In the words of Dr. Venture: "If I knew you could just call the police on him, I would have done it years ago."

Ugh. "Tableau." I can't see that word without imagining Lt. Batista trying to push it through his lips.

Bringing 20s music to PBS is like bringing water to the ocean.

It's an Ian McShame.

I think of it like Elmer Fudd wanting to "kill the wabbit", but then when it appears he actually has, he suddenly feels remorse.

Keep commenting, assholes!

How many assholes we got on Disqus, anyhow?

And Broadway on Gargoyles.

Also he is Patrick on Spongebob.

It was weird that Heathcliff was always beating up Riff Raff's gang but Riff Raff himself never showed up to whomp him with his pimp cane.

Heathcliff was a boring asshole. Riff Raff was way cooler, and as far as cartoon cats go, had a hotter girlfriend.

It was the best of times, it was the Durst of times.

To be fair, he was going to do that anyway.

Nobody likes Milhouse.

Typing random phrases into Google to see how it completes them is already one of my favorite things when I'm bored, so I thought this would be fun. But after a few minutes, I still hadn't gotten a single answer right. And it never showed me the top answers after three Xs. So I finally just opened another a tab and…

"He did not clarify if the exciting idea involved being given enough money to build his own hollowed-out base on Spider-Skull Island."

Don't call it that.

How does it compare to The Above Average Budapest Hotel?

While I actually liked the last few seasons of Buffy, Angel gets the edge because Buffy the character became insufferable after she died and came back to life and wouldn't shut up about it.