Also:
"I guess I could take a stab at it"
"Sorry, you didn't make the cut!"
"I am currently murdering you with this knife!"

Next do Telephone Rock!

Yup. There was a sort of proto-Kermit on Sam and Friends in the 50s, but he wasn't a frog yet. Rowlf was the first fully-formed Muppet character, first appearing in a Purina commercial in 1962.

It's possible that it didn't make it because it's not really one song, it's a segment where they'd spotlight one number between 1-12.

There are two kinds of people, those who count "one-two-three FOUR FIVE six-seven-eight NINE TEN eleven twelve." and those who count "one two three, four five six, seven eight nine, ten eleven twelve." Well, then there's those who do both. So three. Three kinds of people, ah ah ah!

I thought this song would be too obscure to be mentioned here. Good to know I'm not the only one who gets it stuck in their head for absolutely no reason (although its usually when I'm waiting to cross the street.)

Via Muppet Wiki: "Mahna Mahna," originally titled "Mah-Na Mah-Na," was written by composer Piero Umiliani for an Italian documentary about life in Sweden, titled Svezia, Inferno e Paradiso (Sweden, Heaven and Hell). It is a nonsense song that achieved widespread fame as a classic Muppet sketch.

Aw dammit, that was my second guess!

Eastern time? I have to go to bed and can't sleep not knowing this stupid riddle. Seriously. I need closure in order to sleep.

The Cape exists in the Community Universe. Keith David was on The Cape. Then he narrated the Pillows and Blankets Documentary. HOW CAN HE PLAY A CHARACTER ON THE SHOW? Or maybe Abed got Elroy Patashnik to narrate the documentary, as both his voice and resemblance to Keith David are uncanny.

I regret nothiiiiiiiiiing!

Hmm…some people say "less" instead of "minus." Minus. Mine is.
If we are on opposite sides of the border, we are foreigners. For inners?
What is small, but never left the mainland? Rhode Island.
Tea. Tea comes between lunch and dinner.
The big name in the Maroni crime family is "Big Lou"
And Jake Jensen came in third at…

Ok, just don't be a-touchin' my three beautiful robot daughters!

Why are the beds in the middle of the room? Is that a thing people do, just plop it in the middle like a table? I've always had at least the headboard against a wall. When I was a kid, one side of my bed was against the wall; I liked to feel the cool wall on my face as I wedged myself between it and my mattress. That…

Well yeah, on account of the exploding head thing.

As a cybernetic organism, you have no concept of emotion, but we humans experience feelings when we are reminded of our long-ago youth. Particularly if it involves people who have died, like both Jim Henson and Jeff Moss. Or Joe Raposo, who wrote so many of Sesame Street's music. And of course, reminding humans of…

Archer has a weird habit of featuring stars of AMC shows in their 2-part finales. They had Bryan Cranston, then Jon Hamm, then when you expected Andrew Lincoln, they switched it up a bit and had Lauren Cohen on last year's (non-finale) two parter. Still, it stands to reason someone from Hell on Wheels is due to show…

My friends and I loved it. We were the only ones in the theater when the old couple in front left 20 minutes into the movie. I've seen it so many times now.

I'm literally looking at my cracked phone in the break room at Target. Now I'm gently sobbing.

How about introverts who like telling jokes but hate standing in front of people? Is the only option to slightly amuse the elderly with our submissions to Reader's Digest?