I don't know how you do Emmet Otter or Fraggle Rock without Jerry Nelson. I just know I don't want to live in a world where Emmet Otter is Zach Braff or some shit.

My wife watched that just last week and had me watch it. Then we re-watched the movie. Then I read this article and wrote the comment that you're almost finished reading.

They're bringin' skeksi back mmMMmmm…

Damn, I'd forgotten she was Manjula. Springfield is filling up with dead wives.

I'm thinking of wearing a tree man costume and when someone says "Nice Groot." I'll say "I am no Groot. I am an Ent!"

Classic Poe.

I think it's their Ang Lee's Hulk.

Then I think you're safe. Unless you made fun of her hair or something.

Did you write "Pink Houses?"

Don't forget Arli$$. It's like they say, you haven't made it big until you've done an Arli$$.

My hip cache is my Pepsi Cool Can collection. Those are hip, right?

South Park is know for mocking celebrities. But every once in a while they have someone on, and they aren't the butt of a joke, and I think that confuses people.

We just have to accept that "truthers" are a thing now. You can truth anything. "North Korea doesn't exist, it was invented by Robert Altman for M*A*S*H, which still on the air, WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!"

Not enough times to know it's Glenn Frey.

Eh, I like Mellencamp. I was kind of ambivalent about him until I saw him in concert (back when I had disposable income to blow on seeing bands I was ambivalent about), and it was actually a great show. He was pretty energetic for a guy with heart problems and smokes like crazy. And there was this woman that played a…

I've always wanted to see this feature be about a song that the interviewee hates but the interviewer loves, and they just argue about it. It's boring when they're just like "Yup. I also hate that thing."

I know it's a common saying, so I can't blame the Beach Boys, but shouldn't it be "Only God knows?" Otherwise, you're saying God knows one single thing. Smokey the Bear doesn't say "You can only prevent forest fires."

Was that even the joke? I thought the joke was someone claiming to know a famous person (just like the guy who knew Carly Simon on Bob's Burgers) and then Randy goes onstage looking and sounding nothing like Lorde, because he only vaguely knows who she is, but he's so delusional he thinks people will buy it. You could…

The Sam & Max show suffered from not using the game voices. Sam sounded like King Koopa.

I don't think I ever watched it, but I remember the commercials. It was on The Family Channel. More importantly, it's a plot point in Day of the Tentacle. Dr. Fred got no money from the show because he forgot to sign the contract.