Wait, Paul Revere wasn't the singer for Paul Revere and the Raiders? That's not how band names work! If you're going to be Someone and the Somethings, the Someone is the singer and the Somethings are the rest of the band. Otherwise, just use your last name as the name of the band, like Santana or Van Halen. That…

I can taste those juicy minor parts in my mouth!

It doesn't matter if Elijah Wood makes 3 movies a year for the rest of his life, to me he's always going to be the kid Macaulay Culkin said "Don't fuck with me" to.

For me, Brooklyn Nine-Nine was on Hulu, but Bob's Burgers wasn't. I was momentarily disappointed, but then I tried the FoxNow app on my XBox and it was there. And if you don't have that, just go right to the source, http://www.fox.com/full-epi… Sorry for sounding like a commercial.

I enjoyed that comment because I read it in Captain Holt's voice.

I almost forgot about that until I noticed they are completely gone from Amazon Prime, and only a handful are still on Netflix.

No My Blue Heaven, either. Like GoodFellas, which came out a month later, it's (even more loosely) based on Nicholas Pileggi's interviews with Henry Hill. GoodFellas is about Hill's time in the mob, My Blue Heaven picks up after he enters Witness Protection and lives like a schnook.

As a rock guy, I'd have preferred Limozeen or Taranchula, or if it had to be rap, give us some Peacey P, but I guess I'll take Coach Z.

ElDan just slapped my books right out of my arms, and laughed with his letterman-jacketed friends as they hopped in his Camero and drove away.

I did. I needed to know so hard.

People can't help but give upvotes to Success Baby. Look at that face, it's like a tiny Patton Oswalt.

I'll take it!

gentle herpes has about 90500 upvotes, but only averages 2.9 per comment. So am I technically better than gentle herpes? Yes.

I look at the ratio of upvotes to comments. Right now I'm averaging 4.25 likes per post. Seems pretty decent, I think.

Goddamn Green Mile. When the guard crushes Mr. Jingles.

Please let that be chocolate.

Do you guys have The Snapple Lady up there?

"While still available in Canada and in Australia as a juice brand, in 2003, Fruitopia was phased out in most of the United States where it had struggled for several years."
Well, shit.

Fruitopia isn't a thing anymore? My God, am I out of touch with the times? OK Soda's still around though, right?

Don't sell yourself short. You struck gold there. Now you've got to milk that gold.