Rob Schneider would probably do a Tetris movie, but not a Dr. Mario movie, because it promotes vaccination.

I was thinking of Kurt Sutter and wondered why he was talking about Psych. In Sutter's nihilistic Psych, Cybil Sheppard is brutally raped by neo-Nazis and Buzz is curb-stomped to death while Katey Segal sings a somber cover of the Psych Theme Song.

He makes good eggs.

I found this:

Somewhere. Probably.

Oh, I'm gonna. I'd be the world's worst secret agent.

That's sadder than any origin I could have imagined, including "he played Jean Valjean in high school"

I'm awful at keeping secrets, and this whole ambiguous "this person did this, that person died" thing is killing me. Do you want names? I can give you names. Please want names.

Yes, that was…a weird choice. Maybe they figured it wouldn't matter what they put over the credits, since it would probably be pushed to the side of the screen anyway for a promo of Gilbert Gotfried and Madaline Albright on an all new Dancing with the Stars.

If this doesn't pan out, I seriously hope he considers a show about that paintball ringer. I don't know about you, but I would watch the hell out of a show where the main character's special ability is being really good at paintball.

Disqus does not make it easy to find old posts, but this is from a few months ago:

Also, I know you could never get away with calling yourself Kamala the Ugandan Giant today, butThe Miz? Really? What the crap is a Miz?

I never really got into wrestling, but I could probably name every wrestler because they were EVERYWHERE, Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling, Cyndi Lauper videos, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, G.I. Joe, Slim Jim commercials, The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, They Live…You didn't have to watch wrestling to know who…

Heel, Thrumbolio. He's being a heel.

And now I can't stop picturing Groot trying on bathing suits.

Wouldn't that mean that Garfield was always drunk too? I guess that explains why he was always pushing poor Odie off the table. It doesn't excuse it, just explains it. Get help, Garfield.

If he was really so smart, he would have said "Hot people in wheelchairs are my handicap."

Counterargument: they gave Tyrion a similar voice/personality in the Game of Thrones one.

"A orange peanut? For me?"

He uses one weird trick to cut and paste properly. Disqus HATES him.