The first time I ever went to New York, my Long Island aunt was mortified that my mom cut up my pizza with a knife and fork. I’ve long since learned to eat pizza with my hands (I was five at the time), but any “pizza” can necessitate a plate, knife, and fork if you have a mother that went to Etiquette School.

There have always been ways to game the system, and ways to broadcast that game. Social media just broadens the audience. Why it’s being broadcast - viral hits - is irrelevant. Sure, some companies might get frustrated and bow out, cancel any and all promos. But competition will always force their hand.

Mad props for the pop-culture recognish, but don’t avoid the Noid. He’s a national treasure. Seriously though, this was a fun article with some grate (heh) advice, but it would have been easier to read without six ads for Tyson’s Anytizers.

“...because a pizza puff is not a pizza roll.”

“This didn’t need to be a slideshow” is the new “this could have been an email.”

I promise I’m not defending TikTok, but if companies don’t want to endure a surge of non-paying customers or inconvenient crowds muscling out those there for fun, they need to start vetting their promos and products for social media. Starbucks and Six Flags aren’t complaining when they partner with influencers to grab…

Men are helpless babies and wine jokes. Wow. How novel. 

This sounds more like Second Life than Sims. So if history is any indication it’s only a matter of time before all the avatars start having sex with each other and the corporate advertisers flee, leaving it nothing but a wasteland of genuinely lonely people incapable of real world interaction.

“...the movie works overtime to make the audience actively dislike it.”

Thanks. I stopped reading less than halfway through when I realized they weren’t showing pictures of the seats...in an article about seats.

You’re giving this site too much credit using the word “writers.” I come here for Dennis, Lillian, and Marnie. I should have looked at the name above before I bothered reading this. All she ever writes is filler content.

Whenever someone brings up cryptocurrency a parade of clowns with tambourines and cymbals starts marching through my head. Semantics aside, you’re bartering with phantom objects on a good day, gambling without the glitz of Vegas on a bad one. What separates the stock market from a casino is faith in an actual product.…

It takes someone really deluded by fame and fortune to lecture the serfs about the sins of the kings.

I’m sure everyone here is a great driver considering the source, but the amount of comments from drivers with no formal education and the fact that a “bare-legal minimum eight-hour lecture” exists to license drivers explains a lot of what I see on the road. I had no idea you could get licensed without a set number of…

“National treasure”? Rein it in, Rima. She’s a manufactured celebrity Disney is trying to make happen. How shocking she’s promoting “Utah culture.” Kurt Cobain had to die to get a documentary, but every commercial break there’s an ad for this person’s biopic and I’m not even sure she has an album yet.

Same here. Growing up they’d all get hopped up on Sierra Mist. 

The picture of that hot dog makes me physically ill. Not because I don’t think mayonnaise is acceptable on hot dogs. But because I, personally, think mayonnaise is the vile jizz of beelzebub sent to earth to destroy all mankind. It does’t “belong” on anything. Still, even I know the rules for toppings are not…

That sign’s pretty fantastic, but nothing beats Portland’s Hung Far Low sign.

Right or wrong, I feel like this trial was inevitable. Not specific to Depp v. Heard, but accused v. accuser. Women bear the brunt of abuse cases, and none of us can say what truly happened here, but making public accusations without physical proof can have legal repercussions. That’s unfortunate, but it’s also the…

It reminds me of a Rally Fighter, or perhaps the other way around. Either way, it’s a compliment.