You’re not alone. He rode Madonna’s coattails into some kind of relevance by punching out photographers in the ‘80s, and now he’s constantly creating a security nightmare by interjecting himself in the latest global conflict. He’s one of those actors who thinks his roles give him some special insight into the subject…

Ditto. I don’t really understand the business need for the digital menus, other than looking techy for the sake of looking techy. Replacing traditional menus when they need to be updated can’t possibly be more expensive than running five big screens all day. They’re probably organized to push more expensive items or…

These are in Philly and they’re so bad people are speculating they’re the reason the City Hall Walgreens just went out of business.

I’ll never understand the appeal of these flaccid, tasteless sandwiches, especially considering how vile the company is. Oh, they put a pickle under the chicken?? That’s worth grabbing a hate-wich with a side of styrofoam.

I rarely find any reason to defend Tesla, but this doesn’t surprise me. I doubt it was specifically about his negative reviews, but rather that he’s posting as a Tesla employee, and corporate fears his growing popularity might make viewers start confusing him with an official Tesla spokesperson.

Is Burger King going for a retro ‘70s feel in its advertising? That photo looks like it’s been through a few too many Instagram filters. I’m not necessarily complaining, but as midcentury cookbooks have shown, food doesn’t always look so appetizing in Kodachrome.

“...traveling from California to the south, its clear MOST people in rural areas are in 100% full support of the toxic culture that has overtaken the GOP.”

LOL I was quite proud of that comparison, but all props go to Tituss Burgess and Tina Fey. I’m pretty sure I lifted “broiled scrod” from an episode of Kimmy Schmidt.

Agreed. I mean textbook politicians will do whatever it takes to get into or stay in office, and Trump’s proven you don’t have to be civilized or even pretend to be civilized to win.

“Enjoy whatever time we have left before the midterms and 2024. When the GOP takes back power we will be absolutely screwed.”

“...wait, omg, don’t tell me you voted for SLEEPY JOE!”

I’ll never understand that. I’ve never been so busy I can’t sit down to eat/so hungry I can’t wait until I have time to sit down. 

There’s nothing really unusual about eating bison or raw meat, but given the way she was eating it while casually walking down the street, photo-ready, I think this has more to do with Montag’s quest to remain relevant than diet. I’ll admit I’m out of touch, but I had to Google her to remember who she was, and even…

Agreed. I think it’s a non-story. The Williamses didn’t seem offended at all and they weren’t the ones demanding an apology. That was on the anonymous hoard of self righteous Twitter users. In a more sane world with no internet echo chamber, the rage monsters would have forgotten about this already, and no apology…

“I sadly know half a dozen close friends and family who were once centrist (though hawkish) Republicans and even socially liberal democrats turn into psychotic conspiracy mongers over the course of the Trump presidency. It’s kind of insane how quickly they fell into this blackhole of shitty memes that turned into…

So true, and sad.

“...you are harassing and threatening the lives of the very American people you claim to hold so dear.”

“Is this appropriate in any situation?”

Wow. I guess that’s the one way to make people root for Putin. I mean, if Ukraine weren’t at stake (and if it were, this would be some high level, we’re-living-in-the-matrix-and-it’s-crumbling bullshit) I would absolutely pay money to watch this doughy pothead get pummeled by a nearly 70 stalwart of the KGB. This is a…

“...Jalopnik currently has the biggest disconnect in terms of how writers see their takes being received...”