This reads like the Instagram posts I scroll past, and like most influencer “content” it sounds mostly made up.

Does Jalopnik have any editors left? This is just a meandering personal blog post. And someone who gets paid to write about cars refusing to take press cars seems like the definition of not doing your job. Are the press cars uninsured? Otherwise, I’m not sure how driving a press car is any more dangerous than driving…

I Googled NFT and now I’ve forgotten math. Is this what happened when the pog and Pokemon generation grew up? Whenever my brother in law starts droning on about cryptocurrency I just hear a band of clowns with drums and cymbals marching through my head. I’m sure a bunch of Millennials were on standby to “OK Boomer”…

I think the fish out of water trope in horror is so popular because most people live somewhere in the middle. I spent the first half of my life on a farm and the second in the middle of a big city, and I hear the fears from friends newer and old all the time, and it’s pretty amusing. Most people in big cities and…

“It’s a narrative trope more than a political viewpoint, and like any trope it takes on a certain meaning when it’s deployed thoughtlessly.”

It’s bad enough idealists blindly rely on underpaid staff who can’t afford to live in their neighborhoods, but let’s shutdown the roads and make them take the bus there now too. It always amazes me what urban posers thinks cities should be and just how two-dimensional that point of view actually is, but I would think…

“If this is a commentary on gun violence in America, what are we to make of the triumphant moment when she overcomes her trauma by picking up a rifle and aiming it squarely at the new threat?”

That’s how I feel. It’s not as though personal films aren’t being made. I think the bigger difference between “then” and “now” is that we now have substantially more content overall. I think there’s just as much on Coppola’s side as there’s ever been, there’s just even more films manufactured solely for profit than…

Hmmm, it’s right on the tip of my Cheeto coated tongue. 

That’s what I was thinking. He’s not a dietician, and I’m guessing his personal chef isn’t either. I wonder if they’re both confusing inflammation with heartburn. Tomatoes can cause heartburn but I’ve never heard of tomatoes being inflammatory. Just the opposite in fact. Whatever he’s doing isn’t hurting, but Tom…

For a brief period a few years ago, it seemed like every other person I knew had a “gluten allergy,” most likely self diagnosed. They claimed it must be true because after cutting gluten from their diet they felt so much better. You bet it made them feel better. These people were paying attention to what they ate for…

“We also don’t know what DMR’s tagline, ‘The Future Was Never Promised,’ is supposed to mean. Seriously, no one in the Jalopnik slack could figure it out.”

Sadly it takes the slightest bit of criticality to look up the parts Hodge conveniently left out, a thinking skill headline-only readers refuse to entertain. Police deserve criticism for a lot of things, but this isn’t it. Hodge doesn’t have to praise the police, or even excuse this very understandable oversight. He…

Torchinsky and Tracy are gone one day and already the comments are more informative than the stories. 

Police deserve criticism when it’s fair, but that’s not the case here. The flier (which conveniently isn’t displayed in this post) doesn’t direct people to findsale.com. It directs them to miamidadeclerk.com, which redirected to the URL squatter findsale.com. Governments have never been proactive about securing URLs.…

“Caution: clicking through will most certainly cause an involuntary ‘go fuck yourself, Starbucks.’”

It’s so simple:

Without Jason, the only thing that could save this site is a return from Kristen. Snark done right. 

“There have always been rumors of Chevy Chase being notoriously difficult to work with...”

Honestly, I’ve always thought the 300 was a very handsome car, far more attractive than any Tesla inside and out. I know it’s hard to divorce oneself from the car’s reputation, but in a void of knowledge I’d absolutely choose the 300. Hell, if someone presented me the choice right now I’d take the 300.