Whelp, I’m out. I can’t say I’m surprised. G/O clearly has something else in mind, and if its latest round of recruits is any indication, these two legends are too good for it. I can’t wait to see what these two have in store for us, because it’s bound to be better than what’s happened to Jalopnik and it’s been a long…

America: “We banned chocolate milk! Why are 20% of kids still obese??”

What I find funny about “Monkey Christ” and other failed restorations, is you could present them to any unknowing art critic as a lost work of any prominent impressionist and they’d undoubtedly give them glowing reviews.

Unless your position is taking up too much space, sit however you want. We are way too consumed with what other people think. If a stranger at another table thinks you look weird or awkward, they’re having a way worse time than you even if you’re upside down under the table making a fort with the napkins. 

That’s exactly what I meant. One bad act doesn’t merit another, especially when the only things these protests have in common is that they’re disruptive protests. A lot of people seem to be thirsty for this to become a violent act of retribution for the First Nation protest and BLM rally responses, but all that would…

“Police and political leaders seem powerless to do anything about the protesters (or maybe they’re just supporters)...”

“misbuild”. God I hate corporatese. Reminds me of the time my department was “right-sized” and my “resources were reallocated.” 

If you’re Valentine thinks you’re a moron for ordering the “wrong” wine, you need another Valentine.

I’d be willing to bet 90% of people anywhere but Italy put their pasta sauce on top of their pasta. It’s not wrong, it’s just not authentic. Besides, cooking is only wrong if it’s unintentional. Defying the gas bags on Food Network just means you’re making a recipe your own. 

Ditto. And it’s easier to save up money for quality merchandise when you don’t “have” to be the first to grab the latest tech. My friends joke about my iPhone 6, but it cost $100 and it’s $30 a month. My used MacBook was $300 and has lasted a decade and is still going strong. I’m the one laughing. I didn’t spend $1300…

These shenanigans will certainly hurt consumer confidence in their new products. It doesn’t even matter if the parts were redundant: Tesla wasn’t open about a production change, so prospective customers can’t help but wonder what else it’s hiding. Other companies no doubt have done this, but Tesla got caught. That’s…

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Turo reminds me of the early days of Airbnb when you had inexperienced renters trying to recoup their mortgage by renting out spare rooms, and assuming no wear and tear or that the tenants would basically be nonexistent. Of course now you have the opposite problem, entire apartment blocks leasing units monthly without…

It’s been a while since a white celebrity dropped the n-bomb, so The A.V. Club had to settle for an Asian YouTuber who once rapped about her vagina in an urban American accent. 

The new recruits here lately have been confusing stunning engineering with the rich people who own them, and that their job should be to cover the vehicle first. Almost everyone who reads Jalopnik already thinks Bezos is a scumbag, piling on is just annoying. Spanfeller’s plan for G/O seems to be to turn it into a…

He looks exactly like I’d expect him to look. I’m surprised Whole Foods allows him to do this in the store. The last thing they want is this doughy Seth Rogan reject barfing in front of a bunch of yoga pantsed yuppies. I’m guessing his underwear deal isn’t with Andrew Christian.

According to Wikipedia, my hometown has a population of 433, so I’m not sure the “...no matter how small” universally applies. If it’s known for anything it’s the unnaturally green potato salad setting on a card table in a Brethren church.

This site’s about planes, trains, and automobiles. If you can’t report on exceptional examples without bemoaning them just because they’re owned by rich people, why bother? This is really cool adaptive reuse that saved a ship from an environmentally unfriendly scrapyard. I don’t understand how someone who can’t…

Honestly, considering how megalomaniacal he is, I doubt he even votes. Ignoring Musk and his company is a reminder that he’s not actually more powerful than the President. That’s why he’s so cheesed off at Biden.

“...one of the largest murder-suicides in American history...”