I can stomach K-pop if I pretend it’s satire. It mostly sounds like generic public domain pop music you might find in the background of a low budget TV show that couldn’t get the rights to play anything by Whigfield. As for stomaching fake crab, egg salad, and jelly decoupaged between two crustless slices of Wonder…

So much for The View living up to its namesake. Look, when you center a show around the societal opinions of five multimillionaires some bizarre claims are bound to hatch. But no one can honestly believe Whoopi Goldberg’s comments were racist or promoting racism.

I don’t know about all the hot takes in this piece. I’ve never heard anyone trash Cincinnati or Greek style chili, but then again I don’t know a lot of chili cook off bros. Personally, any chili without beans is my favorite, which in any instance is a bolognese. That’s probably why snotty purists in South Carolina thin…

Before The A.V. Club started publishing its daily Joe Rogan watch, I just thought Hal Sparks had been working out for the last twenty years. I miss that.

Curious if police seized his dashcam footage of if he voluntarily turned it over because he thought it would exonerate him.

Sex and the City’s initial success was such a defining product of its time, it’s hard to imagine these characters attempting to relate to 2022 in any way that isn’t satire. The culture that made these insufferable women so relatable to its audience in 1998 just doesn’t exist anymore. This obsession with rebooting or…

I’m sure the scourge of crappy bikes has as much to do with the laziness of convenience culture as it does the cost. If you’re living in Brooklyn or Denver, you can probably afford to spend $400 on a used Trek off Craigslist. But it’s not going to get delivered to your door in a box.

“They even think they can lay claim to vast sums of money held by the United States Treasury...”

“...this is now coupled with the pro-fascist elements in our society...”

How did I get thrown back in the grays?? I’ve never cursed or said anything remotely controversial on any of G/O’s sites! I genuinely like the community of commenters on here.

Not needing a daily driver for the last 19 years, the last few cars I bought I bought from those small, “shady” used car dealerships, the ones with maybe ten cars on the lot at best. To be honest, they’re the best dealers I’ve ever dealt with. The price is soaped on the window and usually on some Geocities-esque…

The fact that an issue - if you can even call it that - so marginal can legitimately define a political campaign really concerns me. People are being moved by a topic that affects almost no one, and that’s significant. I don’t think younger people in our community really understand or appreciate how fast progress has…

I don’t buy it. That hobgoblin is home hunched over a trash can eating Macho Mucho Spicy Queso with a ladle.

John DeLorean’s daughter is a real person who reads and comments on Jalopnik, or at least she did a while back. She’s fairly accessible. Even if she couldn’t confirm whether this fool is in fact some illegitimate bastard, she’d probably be able to offer something a little more interesting about that fork in the family …

Funny, the FoxNews sucking Blue Lives Matter chodes whining about this would be cheerleading anything that gave cops more power if it was proposed under Trump’s administration.

Adding spicy garlic peppercorn to a McNugget is just begging for an even faster post-McDonald’s dash to the toilet. I know The TakeOut likes to traffic in lowbrow cuisine - that’s why I like it here - but add all the regional flavors you want, McDonald’s is always a bad idea for anyone too old for the ball pit. 

“...we don’t truly know what happened up there.”

To be fair, a high-five can be very sexual if the twink’s in the middle. 

There’s no doubt dealers are taking advantage of the short supply right now but this dealership seems to be an excessive outlier. My guess is they’re jacking the prices up because that’s what customers are expecting, then offering them a “great deal” by knocking 20% off the price tag.

Until autopilot is truly autonomous, or claims to be, the onus is completely on the individual using the technology. But it does beg to question what will happen once the technology truly is autonomous. An elevator operator isn’t responsible for everyone inside if the cable snaps.