I was hesitant to even give this comment a reply because I felt my abuse of the un-word “irregardless” was so obviously deliberate it didn’t warrant one.

“While this pack was brand new when the vehicle was built...”

I see a startup itching for some venture capital because this sounds like the kind of idea you think of when you’re 9. Somewhere the guy who invented Juicero is giving a knowing wink. If this were even possible it would require a whole new level of nautical training. I doubt there are many crew members on shipping…

If anyone wants to know why this guy will spend his life behind bars, all you have to do is look at his last name. It’s not Rittenhouse. 

It looks like an FJ Cruiser in Minecraft. I dig. 

“...a humble, thrifty, European immigrant tradition—but I don’t care much for those words, which are just alternative ways of saying low-rent, foreign, and odd.”

HAHA! 

We’ve reached peak ‘90s rehash, BMW teamed up with Hypercolor. 

The more you say “penis jewelry,” the more you sound like my sexless Aunt Linda. Have you really never heard of a cockring?

It would be deliciously ironic if a show about vapid urbanites with fake teeth killed a product aimed at vapid urbanites with fake teeth.

Until carmakers’ subscription models can turn cars into husks, this seems aimed at the suckers and saps. It’s coming, though, and Microsoft is probably a better analogy than Apple. Microsoft continues to routinely upgrade Windows and Office. Lately, it’s never better, and often worse. It’s new software for the sake of…

“...if your guests left hungry...”

“I don’t disagree, but at the same time your not going to a Michelin star restaurant to get full, or if you are you are an idiot.”

Many of the most pretentious chefs seem to have forgotten the foundational purpose of their careers is to feed people. They write it of like an outsider sculptor who shellacked a turd and called it art. It doesn’t matter how beautiful, weird, or confusing your food is if your guests left hungry: you failed.

This show should have stuck with its original cues from Seinfeld and ended on top after nine seasons before McElhenny started flooding the show with so many inside jokes and experimental concepts it left each episode with 75% less laughs. The problem with shows that run longer than a decade is that they ultimately…

Is G/O getting paid to promote this movie? It was bad. Like, embarrassingly bad. Cringe-worthy is the best way to describe it. Peter is shallow and whiney. Nick is a doormat. The two sisters I assume we’re to believe have good intentions are more like the Siamese cats in Lady in the Tramp. Even Jennifer Coolidge bombs…

As I recall, the people who protested this ad campaign did more to attract attention than the ads themselves. I never thought it was particularly icky. I was a closeted gay boy, and it was just a pretty girl in expensive jeans. The only thing that set it apart from Guess ads was that Brooke Shields was a name-known…

“Also, stop buying real trees. It’s 2021 and the Earth is dying, you fools.”

I sat through Single All the Way and somehow didn’t come out the other end a complete idiot. Who read this and thought it would be a good idea? I guess Netflix - which clearly doesn’t care about its own integrity given its apparent collective 2% on RottenTomatoes - let it slide since it was apparently produced by…

Managing this kind of content isn’t particularly difficult, and for as much as I enjoy the G/O suite of sites, it isn’t particularly novel or groundbreaking. I’m wondering if the new higher ups don’t realize just how easy it would be for another collective suite of sites to cannibalize their readership, especially…