This sounds more like an interview with Alec Baldwin’s lawyers than the actor himself. He’s no doubt filled with guilt, and every lawyer and insurance company involved is just waiting for him to say exactly that. Watching his friend and colleague fall will always be the worst moment of his life, and he and everyone…

I’m seeing the evolution of a Rally Fighter, and I don’t know if I love it or hate it. Part of me thinks this is why automotive design needs more artists from other mediums, and part of me thinks this is why those artists need to stay out of it. In that regard, I guess Abloh succeeded. Good art often divides its…

Corporate pettiness is amazing. This reminds me of the time Chickie’s and Pete’s sued a small snack shack in the Outer Banks for using the name “Crabby Fries, because C&P’s has “crab fries” (with no crab meat) on its menu. C&P’s nearest location is five states away from the Outer Banks, and the small shack had likely…

I’m not sure what’s more amazing: what bragging rights are capable of selling or what consumers like to brag about, but the McRibb’s limited edition status is what sells it. I had a McRibb once in my life and I don’t recall anything special. Maybe some of the allure was lost on me at the time because my high school…

This is probably the first time I’ve ever disagreed with you. I’m only vaguely torn when it comes to Chinese copycat culture (they do it with modern cars and architecture too) because I mostly hate it. You know as well as anyone that carmakers can build fun, whimsical, even retro cars without ripping off other…

I’m guessing it’s a pretty valuable mistake, and the OP removed the post when the owner realized what he had. It might not be the elusive black Bugatti, but that’s a pretty pricey piece of machinery there. There’d be no reason to trump it up to something more obscure when finding a T57 in a barn deserves bragging…

This would have been a pretty watchable Rob Schneider movie in 2003.

If fake fruit is what it takes to bury minimalism (or what developers mistakenly think is minimalism), I’ll endure it. For the last twenty years we’ve watched architecture bloggers and HGTV blow out walls and rave about “open concept” living spaces. There’s nothing cozy about a home that looks like a sterile hospital…

“...an obnoxious Catskills one-liner...”

“...these machines can slash restaurants’ labor costs...”

It’s pretty simple: the hype ended. Veggie meats aren’t anything new, but a few years ago they got the “disruption” treatment and became all the rage. Every week offered a new brand and a new fast food option, and every food blogger published their opinion.

Don’t knock JNCOs. My green corduroy JNCOs are melting in the trunk of a Saab in a junkyard somewhere in Virginia, and I could put a small downpayment on a house with what they’d go for on eBay right now. The guy in that link looks like Tom Green. You wouldn’t wear JNCOs in the ‘90s if you looked like Tom Green. You’d…

Christina is an actively working artist and probably doesn’t want some red carpet muckraker trying to frame her career around another woman’s personal life.

I feel bad when I have to throw out half a tomato. What the fuck is wrong with people? This trend of live streaming food challenges is absolutely disgusting.

Flashbacks to late ‘90s foam parties. Thanks for the memories. 

“Elon is currently the richest person in the world, so you’d have to say that his isn’t wrong.”

Ranch dressing is the only white viscous substance more offensive than mayonnaise, and the way the Rascal rolling hoards of human mozzarella sticks smother everything in it only makes it more disgusting. I suppose it was only a matter of time before Hidden Valley signaled to its minions that it was socially acceptable…

“But when you actually have the car, it’s yours. You paid for it. It’s your responsibility.”

Every year I bring stuffed grape leaves, tiropita, and a relish dish of Greek deliciousness for my dad and sister, and every year my stepmother puts it on a folding table around the corner. She’s a nice enough lady, but it always annoys me that the table’s got room for a gluttonous amount of beige starch and bland…

Tasers, spike strips, shoot-first-ask-later. The proud Men in Blue sure don’t mind making themselves look like a lazy bunch of cowards. Are police officers actively getting dumber or is the internet just exposing us to how stupid they’ve always been. Maybe they’re lashing out under the pressure of recent scrutiny?…