“You Can Buy A BMW 2 Series With A Manual For Less Than A New Miata”

I think Ghostbusters was a product of its time, when studios were exploring horror as a more nuanced genre. Even with its gross-out moments, Ghostbusters was still cuddlier than its counterparts, thanks to its SNL infusion. Like other horror movies of the era - Poltergeist comes to mind - some of its scariest moments…

Wow, there’s some wild conjecture going on in this piece, so much so you’re attributing more of your own opinions to Kirsten Dunst than posting her actual quotes.

Drunken uncles everywhere are owed a long overdue apology from the Gin Blossoms. 

I don’t get where all the passion is coming from? Was the Integra really that iconic? It was such an incidental, everywhere car in the 1990s I literally didn’t know they stopped making it. I think the new one looks fine, which is exactly how excited I ever remember anyone getting about an Integra. When the American…

Why’s Nicole Kidman look like one of the goblins from Labyrinth? Was Debra Messing - who actually is Lucille Ball - not available? Or maybe an age-appropriate actress? Bryce Dallas Howard? Isla Fisher? Ball met Arnaz when she was 29. Kidman is 54. Hollywood’s anything but fair to aging actresses, but this seems like…

“...suburban Chicago McMansion.”

This article is handling Wright with kid gloves she absolutely does not deserve. If she’s unwilling to vaccinate, she’s willing to put a huge cast and crew at risk and she deserves the exact same shit Aaron Rodgers got.

Demi needs someone in their life to say “please stop!” but they’ve been famous for so long (for what, I honestly can’t remember) they’ve probably only ever had blind encouragement. That said, I have a very hard time feeling bad for them. Not everyone with mental health issues is a good person and a victim, and above…

Ever since I endured the first ten minutes of The Prom - a.k.a. Millionaires Singing About How Woke They Are - James Corden makes my skin crawl. I used to call him Carpool Andy Richter but that’s an insult to Andy Richter. Tituss Burgess has been Lemonading around Brooklyn, yet every time Hollywood needs a sassy queen…

I just see a lot of unchecked ego. Forcing someone into an interview is probably a setup for a bad time. I certainly wouldn’t give A-class testimony to someone who legislated my company. That said, there’s no need for bodyguards in this kind of secured space. Their presence is there to perpetuate the entourage…

Just as a historic research exercise, I’d be curious how this parallels early adopters of cross country combustion motor travel. I’m sure at some point Ichabod Pennyweather lamented the dozens of train stations he passed in his Oldmobile Runabout before finding a single filling stop.

Somewhere in an alternate universe, Taylor Swift is singing in the passenger side of Andy Richter’s Hyundai Sonata and it’s somehow less annoying than anything James Corden has become.  

One of the major reasons every fast food/fast casual chain has corporatized its experience is the monetization of turnover. Restaurants have calculated exactly how much money they spend while you linger, and they want you out. Remember when Starbucks had comfy club chairs? Now you’re lucky if they provide a cold,…

“I’d still be mildly curious to see what happens when two rich dudes with 0 experience buy and try to run a restaurant with what seems to be the main goal of making it funny(?).”

Did I miss something? The guy’s a dipshit, sure, but what was the endgame here? What would keeping him in the garage accomplish? The way this is written it sounds like he plowed through the crowd Charlottesville style, and I can’t help but think that’s exactly what this crowd was looking for. This might technically be…

“Then somewhere between store 1,000 and store 2,000, I become a bad guy. Something happens where you get a certain size, and it just rubs people the wrong way.”

“I always wondered why anyone buys canned sauce.”

There are a bunch of lawyers out there frothing over the first time a feral delivery bot veers into traffic and causes a pileup.

People do steal from idle UPS trucks and mailboxes, but trucks are usually manned and mailboxes usually just have letters. Delivery robots will be moving more enticing loot and aren’t protected by a present human. They’ll also be vandalized because having a bunch of plastic alley cats skittering about our feet will be…