Where the hell’s the canned cranberry sauce? 

I like to think of the festive focus groups that go into crafting designs that will offend the least amount of people. Lots of motel art on the resumes in that room.

If you tire of dining hall food, you’ll definitely tire of this. Students get bored and hork down Student Union Pizza Hut because they’re on they’re own for the first time and don’t have their parents telling them to finish their plates. Dining hall meal plans aren’t pricier than eating Burger King twice a day; and…

Somewhere in the future sociologists are discussing Mask Related Rage Disorder that proliferated in the early 21st century.

Damnit David, I’ve never heard of the Makes That Didn’t Make It site and now I’m going to be distracted for the rest of the week.

Came here for a similar comment. I’m sure I’ve seen pictures of the Gladiator before but at first glance I thought it was a Facel Vega. 

I understand the yoke provides over-the-top visibility of the (ugh) meters, but there are other ways to do this without chopping off the steering wheel. Nissan did it in the first Altima by projecting the instruments on the base of the windshield.

I am appreciate. 

Reminds me of the McDonald’s chicken head in 2000 that shutdown their experiment with chicken wings. 

Living in the Home of the Hoagie, I’m probably bias when it comes to Italian subs, but from what I can find, Amato’s Italian sandwich looks like a BMT from Subway, and I can’t figure out from the recipe what makes it at all unique. That said, I had a lobster roll the first time I ever went to Maine because that’s what…

This is Texas we’re talking about. Even if he’s charged, he’ll either be found innocent or get a slap on the wrist. All his lawyer needs to say is, “he’s a white kid with a bright future.” This is a part of the country where people think bicycles are for socialists. Real patriots flex their muscles with diesel fumes…

Apparently Brody lives in a world where The Real Housewives and the Kardashians don’t exist, and I’m insanely jealous. At least The O.C. was a fictionalized account of rich people being naughty, and had story lines. Since it and Gossip Girl went off the air, rich people’s presence in entertainment has been real and…

Personally I think the W124 is the last handsome E-Class, so this is a great price even without the conversion, and especially a diesel!

I’m a huge Lynch fan, but if you know anything about him you know he can be a shameless promoter if it can supplement his better work. The original run of Twin Peaks had more books than I could keep up with and freakin’ trading cards. The Return came with even more official merchandise.

It happens so often I wonder if they’re just stumbling in the relatively new arena of targeted advertising, or if it’s a deliberate attempt to get sites like Jalopnik to talk about it. Any press is good press, right? I had never seen this ad until today, and that was only on here. Good or bad, Hyundai’s on my brain…

Every time I see an ad blatantly targeting gay people, it’s always a meticulously dressed suburban couple with a baby sitting in a pumpkin patch. I’m not single, but that is by no means us. Show me two hairy roughnecks wrestling in a cornfield if you want to do something autumnal. That’s how you get me to switch to…

Targeted marketing makes me nauseous, and it’s only getting worse now that streaming platforms know exactly what race, gender, and sexual orientation you are. As for cultural lingo, isn’t that always how it works, though? Black people or gay people have a phrase unique to us, then younger white people pick up on it,…

Straight Texans are more obsessed with gay sex than I am, and I have gay sex on a regular basis.

These guys’ persistent relevance never ceases to amaze me. They’ve been around longer than freakin’ Cher and licensing any of their songs is so cost prohibitive it has to be impossible to attract new fans. I mean, is this where the Spice Girls are going to be when they’re 80? Is Joey McIntyre going to diva-out over…