I’ve always wanted to check out Old Car City just north of Atlanta, but it’s too far for a day trip and not quite enticing enough to justify going to Georgia.

Of course in the real world that apparently no longer exists, any union would be assisting in getting all of their members vaccinated. Their purported purpose is, after all, the welfare of their members. But we’re all living in a Sims adventure right now and the nerd at the computer fell asleep with his hand on the…

Today I learned they were two different things, and today I still don’t care. Anything remotely resembling that rancid Satanic semen can take the slow train back to hell.  

He gets his cred from hipsters because he looks weird and has an accent, but underneath he’s just another boring white guy who isn’t that bright.

“Secondary Character Wants Change, Has No Ideas.” Good job, AVClub. I should have looked at who wrote this before I bothered reading it. 

Gotta love the irony of urban gentrifiers telling people to go back to where they came from. Maybe she should go back to White Plains.

Of course the best Halloween movies will show up on November 1st because Amazon wants Prime members to pay for the good shit, just like the best Christmas movies come out on January 1st. I’m just going to start celebrating all my holidays a month late, take advantage of the movies and the sales. 

I thought the same thing. Lillian Stone probably finished writing this piece and then was like, “shit, I thought this was Red Robin, WTF is Red Rooster?,” then spent the wee morning hours swapping out the restaurants’ names.

I meant to say “Tesla’s Chinese market managers,” not “owners.” I think Musk would know better than to initiate a countersuit like this, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he steps in and stops it. 

I know The TakeOut isn’t exactly the Times, but “Obscure Restaurant No One Ever Heard of Bans Teens” isn’t exactly newsworthy to anyone outside this town in BFE. Google the restaurant. It’s not exactly a Chili’s. It’s not unusual for owner-operated restaurants that serve beer to require minors be accompanied by…

I guess Tesla’s Chinese owners have never heard of the Streisand effect.

I once wrote on the backside of a mirror “this mirror must never be looked in and must never leave this house.” 

I could see this going down a flight of stairs in a James Bond movie.

The thought of hearing the combined voices of Charlie Day, Jack Black, and Keegan-Michael Key for any amount of this 90 minute train wreck is already giving me a headache. Maybe they chose Pratt’s benign voice to balance out a cast that would sound like two dozen horny cats snorting Adderall. 

Definitely true with shoes. I was thinking more about clothes from China. Sometimes it’s sized for the U.S. market, sometimes I’m like a XXXL. 

Decisiveness is legacy tech, Jason. Disruption is the future. Anything requiring analog mechanization is so twentieth century.

Reminds me of the handle-less door at City Hall that says “pull.” 

If I ever bother treading into the bilge water of online reviews, I filter out the 1 and 5 stars. They’re either fake or outlying experiences. And far more people take to the internet to complain than ever bother to report a decently 4 star experience. At least newspaper reviews abide by some level of journalistic stan…

I got the same queazy vibe from the article. It’s accurate that Black people - immigrant or otherwise - take the brunt of discrimination in this country, and most bigots won’t bother to discern between a Haitian and a Nigerian. But the lump-sum approach Namaste took in this article seemed shortsighted, uninformed, and…

I love tomatoes. I eat tomatoes like apples. But I don’t understand how someone who loathes tomatoes on sandwiches managed to bite into a sandwich and not see it there. And then, apparently, kept eating it without simply taking the slice(s) off. It wasn’t stuffed in a calzone. It wasn’t hidden in a burrito. It wasn’t…