Good for him. I’m sick of municipalities telling us serfs to “just be patient” while watching every one of them roll out the red carpet for celebrity super spreader events.

I think the philosophy behind the light blue was to appear neutral when visiting other nations. Trump’s choice isn’t as bad as it could have been (or as garish as he likely wanted), but when the bold red, white, and blue roll up on a tarmac it begs the audience to say, “great, the Americans are here” like a Hummer…

This is basically stuffy suits trying to appeal to counter-culture hippies the same way Comcast marketing teams think “the kids” still say “phresh.”

As if there wasn’t one more thing to love about her. Although I’ve always considered her a drag queen and gay man, and I’m not sure she’d completely disagree. 

In some cultures, eating as loudly as humanly possible is a sign of respect. The first time I discovered this, I literally thought I was on a hidden camera show. I want to respect other cultures, but the top four on this list - talking, chewing loudly, slurping, “see-food” - is repulsive. Add to that grunts, groans,…

I always wondered if the Fiero would have been a lot more popular if they’d given it to Ferris and not his snotty sister Jeanie.

Is it just me, or do the Feds seem to have more control over labeling a head of lettuce “organic” than a 4000lb piece of machinery that isn’t autonomous, “autonomous”? If the NTSB does have control over this, it’s irresponsible to make these sort of statements and not follow them up with threats or action. They’re…

“Here are the worst (enter listicle)” is a really cynical way to start a Monday. Couldn’t you have done, “Most chef’s tattoos suck, here are the ones that don’t”?

“WTF??? People would rather just pay “what Ford says the car costs” instead of investing a few hours shopping around/negotiating to save thousands of dollars? Who are these people?”

People who get away with murder (being tried as a juvenile, she already got away with it) tend to re-criminalize themselves throughout their lives: see O. J. Simpson and George Zimmerman. I don’t know if it’s guilt or an invincibility complex, but she’ll land in prison one of these days. Unfortunately it will be at…

Taste is subjective, but the Lucid Air looks so much prettier than any Tesla. 

I just realized a “smash burger” is nothing more than what 8 year old me used to do to my burgers in an effort to make them as thin as the ones from McDonald’s.

I think she genuinely believes what she’s saying and that her heart is in the right place, but her response also puts on display the complete disconnect between celebrities and “the powers that be.” Whatever her motivation for participating in this show, she is so far removed from the financial decisions behind…

It’s nice to know high school educated millionaires do their scientific research from the toilet just like my Facebook aunts.

I don’t know what I hate more about ranch dressing: watching hoards of walking chicken tenders douse any and everything in it, or the fact that it tastes like my boyfriend after a night of drinking and Denny’s.

Depending on the definition of “old,” it’s like comparing a typewriter to a MacBook. An old car - let’s say pre-1980 - could be on the road or at least drivable with a little bit of work and maintenance long after a Tesla. They’re just more mechanistic, and as long as they stay lubed up and don’t rust, they’ll…

“It’ll be once I feel I’ve done enough research.”

I don’t think anyone writing for the TakeOut is old enough to know Necco wafers as anything but an urban legend. 

“...Halloween is just one of many, many bits of glorious chaos that makes human life so wonderful, and such a hell for machines to understand.”

That’s the one!