Cuisinart makes a soft serve machine for about $100. The CVTeeny is literally just the thing at the end of Golden Corral’s salad bar with an obnoxiously hip website and trendy (ugh) “merch.” My guess is Bezos dropped a few bucks on the company and bought one for the press just to squeeze a little more money he…

I’ll admit, I’m not a gamer. The last game I enjoyed involved an Aladdin’s Castle and Scrooge McDuck. But with the narrowing uncanny valley, this is what we’re doing? Mowing grass? We can do almost anything realistically in a game, and we’re...mowing grass? What’s next, the soothing experience of organizing an Outlook…

Let’s see. Honda, a company with over 70 years of engineering experience spends the last four decades developing a humanoid robot. Tesla, a new company that refuses to learn anything from existing automotive technology because disruption is what makes great products like Theranos and Juicero is going to do it in a…

The good Christian folk at Bragg’s must be loving the phone calls. P.S., I’m adding “quick-pickle your dick” to my regular vocabulary.

This seems like a “sky blue says star witness” sort of complaint. In any free market society, Big Business is naturally predatory. Makeup companies and gyms exploit our insecurities. Pharmaceuticals tell us we’re sick and unhealthy. Car dealerships convince us leasing a sports car is a smart idea.

We did. There was way more damage to the bus than the article mentioned. 

In a city as congested as London, I can’t imagine what a car’s barrage of dings and warning bells sounds like. I’d guess it turns into white noise pretty quickly.

“They’re not going to get a stroke of genius and create a new RV. And I thought, ‘who could do it? The only company I can think of that could do that is my company. We’ve got the software developers, we’ve got the AI, and we’re really creative. We wanted it to be a Tesla-like experience even when you were in a RV.”

“I’m not sure the car’s existence alone is problematic absent any other motivations.”

Good. Now ban them from Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace. It’s impossible to search for used cars around here without being slapped in the face with hundreds of Carvana ads. 

I don’t think this is going to be as successful as Lamborghini thinks. General Motors and Ford have the volume to traffic in nostalgia and people with $30,000 to spend on a Beetle or Mustang might be willing to spend it on whimsy. If a prospective Lamborghini owner is in the impoverished position to only own one…

Sure, most of the characters returned to their default position, but I thought the final message was optimistic. Maybe it’s unrealistic, or rare, or maybe you just have to be the youngest cast member.

“This post discusses plot points from the season-one finale of The White Lotus.”

“So each new variant is resistant to the vaccine but they want restaurants and bars to begin segregating people based on whether or not they have received the vaccine for the virus that has 99% survival rate.”

All of them, and then the plane goes down and takes Shane with it. Can that please be the case? And can the finale go full horror where we get to watch each one of these ass holes get taken out one by one in the most violent way possible?

“...here’s a chicken breast I’ve been marinating for 8 years in Mountain Dew and soy sauce.”

I really thought Guy reached his culinary zenith when he was charging $70 for DIY nachos literally named “trash can.” I guess 30 Rock’s been off the air long enough that we can start testing Tina Fey’s ten year old jokes on people willing to eat rebranded cat food, and with that I look forward to Bobby Flay’s…

As I recall, these were usually recently retired grandparents who wanted the gaudy panache of their older land yachts and young parents who wanted something bigger than Datsuns and Toyotas a few years before minivans came into fill that role. American carmakers didn’t do anything memorable in the heart of the malaise…

Other than this, I don’t know who he is or care. What I do know is I’m sick of demanding or expecting apologies from people who don’t mean it.

I honestly think the future will have less electric cars and more people beating their clothes on a rock in the river. Our lifestyles are simply unsustainable and none of our plans ask us to sacrifice anything for them.