It’s ironic how many Sunday School classrooms were outfitted with the end result of poppers and quaaludes.

When you said “place your grill outdoors,” I knew this was going to be a doozie. Next up, Butter the Perfect Toast.

If a politician’s willing to run the risk of getting charged with bribery and maybe racketeering, that better be some damn good barbeque.

I don’t know a lot about the goings on west of Harrisburg, but these are the sort of shenanigans I imagine from the not-quite-but-almost Midwest. Given the phrase “destroyed by a fire,” I’m going to assume the Altoona Hotel was one of those once-posh hotels turned-flophouses still serving dishes from an era when ham…

“Zero capacity” generally means full, but I’m sure you meant “vacant,” and 1551 crew members is far from vacant. So 4 testing positive is hardly an outbreak, especially if many aren’t vaccinated.

I’m with you, but Salty is classic restaurant industry attitude: chef’s are saving lives and waiters are gods.

I’m sure everyone thinks their state is the worst, and I can’t say if it’s Pennsylvania. But it’s up there. In Philadelphia, sinkholes (not potholes, sinkholes) are filled with traffic cones. At least until the streets’ department can come by and fill the sometimes three-feet-deep sinkholes with ash and sand topped…

Eagerly anticipating the Great Cheesesteak Riots of 2022 when some hipster decides to bring this beef to South Philadelphia.

There are much more details and photos on his Instagram @pizzapacayadedavid

Joss Whedon = clicks and comments = ad sales.

Sometimes I think about taking a Photoshop class at the community center so I can start a car company website and a GoFundMe campaign just to see what happens.

This selfishness is only equalled by its stupidity. What’s so gross about these people hoarding gasoline in shopping bags and Igloo coolers is that they can’t really do anything with it, and they know that. They’d rather have it and discard it in several weeks than let anyone else have it now. There’s a certain sect…

He’s out of jail but a court date is set for July. If he’s doing the very things he was arrested for while awaiting trial, he’s going to be in for a rude awakening come this summer. It’s generally a bad idea to get arrested for the same thing twice, especially when you haven’t even been to court for the first offense. …

I was smarter five minutes ago when I didn’t know who any of these garbage people were.

“If you want to save money, pick up your own damned food.”

I’m not sure how Yi can check Rogan’s protection and hiring of survivors without outing survivors who want privacy. Then again, Yi clearly isn’t looking for any sort of resolution here, at least not from Rogan. 

Careful. It’s 2021 and you’re treading dangerous close to logic.

Maybe I’m a mutant. That’s how I’d describe a taste so indescribably gross. Duke’s, Hellman’s, whatever the GCBs brought to the elementary school potlucks...I grew up in America, it’s not as though I don’t know what mayonnaise tastes like. Maybe better words would be rancid or spoiled. Really I used the word sweet…

I Googled it. If “surprisingly cozy” means it doesn’t look like a Soylent Green processing plant, then sure, it’s “surprisingly cozy.” But it’s not. It looks exactly like you’d expect it to look.

The absurdities in this article aren’t unfamiliar. Anytime I deign to request a BLT without mayonnaise someone within earshot inevitably tries to diagnose my aversion to spoiled eggs as some sort of mental condition. Believe me, I have no problem with viscous white fluids. I hate mayonnaise because it’s impossibly…