It sounds like they have sales reps giving out quotes instead of actually assessing the architecture involved first. It also sounds like they’re taking pointers from every other roofing contractor ever. At least they didn’t jack up the price after they already ripped off the existing roof allowing them to extort their…

Wawa’s great because it’s the only thing open at 6am and it’s better than 7-11, but every one of their made-to-order items tastes like the same old shoe. I’ll go there if it’s late and I need a hoagie in a pinch, but no respectable denizen of the Jerseyvania Triangle would grab lunch at Wawa if a Primo’s was next…

“It’s interesting that the front seats and the rear seats are two different colors, with the rear seats being green while the fronts are in a cream colored leather.”

Epistein aside, The Fabulous Life and Lifestyles weren’t as gross as the star-worshipping garbage they’ve evolved into. I’d rather hear facts and figures about Elon Musk’s apocalypse bunker and how much Mark Zuckerberg pays to have a stylist snap on his Lego hair than watch housewives throw wine at each other or a…

(Long comment for a long article. Forgive me.)

It’s troubling how refreshing this would be if drugs, alcohol, or some kind of botched getaway were involved; but from what I’ve seen from the endless caravan of pandemic refugees in U-hauls this past year, these are just two more idiots who shouldn’t have a license.

I can’t imagine any driverless robot navigating the streets of Philadelphia without exactly this happening, and that’s only based on the fact that HitchBOT didn’t even get a chance to see what Baltimore would have done to him.

“I bet that old Golf body style looked dated by 1993...”

I bet Dr. Wen is a blast at parties. I’m also highly suspicious that many people would actually gain 15 pounds in 12 months by adding one donut a day. Maybe if someone was entirely sedentary or bedridden, but adding 190 calories - even packed with sugar - to a healthy and persistently active person won’t make them…

My My Morning Jacket Jacket

There are a few beaters in Hawaii on Craigslist for less than $5000. If you’re going for a whole week, it might just be cheaper to buy one and just leave it behind, or sell it to the next tourist. It might even be cheaper than the U-Haul. Between the price of gas in Hawaii, the van’s poor gas mileage, and paying…

I have many questions, not least of which involves a mini-Hindenburg between my legs. But I’m just going to chalk these flashy releases up to advertising. A lot of people (myself included) just went to Segway’s website and saw they sell dirt bikes and a pretty cool moped. Potential commercial clients and investors,…

The exterior is beautiful but inside it’s very on-brand for a two story McDonald’s. I’m betting the primary reason they gutted it had more to do with outfitting it as a functional fast food restaurant than its condition. There’s a similar one in Freeport, ME. I feel like I’ve seen a few Burger King castles around too.

Hush your Millennial nonsense and respect your elders. The Stuff is a brilliant postmodern masterpiece. You clearly haven’t experienced the mix of cocaine and diazepam that went into making Reagan-era movies. How dare you mention it in the same paragraph as Sharknado, a movie so self-aware in its awfulness it dug up…

“Volvo - they’re boxy but they’re good.”

There’s definite psychology behind the negative reaction to new visuals, especially with something as traditionally established as the automobile. EV’s really offer a first for the redesign of transportation. When you think about it, we’ve been (mostly) putting the “engine” up front for the last 5000 years. Still,…

I’m glad I speak fluent hoagie-mouf ‘cause 90% ah dis country in’t ging tao undurstaund anythin’ dey sayun.

That’s a pretty broad question. The GNX is a sexy beast but I don’t think it was common enough to be definitively ‘80s. It’s like Stranger Things; a rosy memory of an ‘80s that never quite happened, like someone ate the ‘80s and burped in your face. Like a DeLorean. Also, it took me a long time to divorce the GNX from…

If I was in that truck, I’m not sure what would be more traumatizing: the impact, or the throngs of armchair EMTs clamoring around the accident with cameras and untrained assistance. 

Topping a salad with popcorn for a unique crunch seems like something Cosi would have done in the ‘90s, and I dig it. Unfortunately (there is no image or description of Molly Yeh’s salad in the article), this is just a mayo-based church potluck dish: think potato salad with popcorn instead of potatoes. If you like…