I hate that bloated bag of sodium as much as the next pinko commie, but he wasn’t exactly streaming Kayleigh McEnany’s OnlyFans to the green screen with a crack pipe in his hand.

I feel like there’s more to this story I won’t read because it’s too early to tolerate the word “influencer” this much. Based on this it sounds like the only real crime he committed was failure to pay his photographer. As for the rest, maybe don’t send a whole crew to the other side of the earth based on someone whose…

When Wikipedia can’t decide if Milo Yiannopolous is or isn’t in a film, you know it’s a winner.

Just three? Come on, that’s weak sauce. You had the whole weekend to work on a fun (ugh) slideshow of creepy corporate mascots. Where’s The Noid?

“This seems especially cruel in the midst of a pandemic...”

The droves of out-priced New Yorkers relocating to Philadelphia. Their license plates are orange.

This entire thread is more New York than the scene on the street, and why I clench my butt hole every time I see an orange tagged refugee parked on my block.

Bless you horse. I had no idea this existed and needed it.

“We listened, learned and assured her that we will do a better job in the future at the store, where we will be working with the staff to ensure consistent procedures and clearer communication when customers visit our store for bank transactions.”

The lackeys in the front seat praising every drunken maneuver that doesn’t run over someone’s grandmother on the second floor of a nursing home are drinking the Kool-Aid now, until the car actually kills someone and Tesla throws them under the bus. That’s exactly what happened with Uber in Tempe. When one of these…

Let’s be real, collecting work from celebrity artists has long been used to dodge taxes and launder money. Which, fine, I guess. Rich cretins are going to evade taxes one way another, and stuffing their McMansions with Millie Brown’s dyed-milk-barf-canvasses and bloviating about some convoluted social commentary…

“I don’t know if it’s because it’s easy; you know, it’s on video. Or to make an example because it’s a video that got 1.6 million views.”

I have a nostalgic soft-spot for Bicentennial era shitboxes. Vegas, Chevettes, Datsuns, the Pinto wagons with the bubble windows. Every kids’ mom in rural Virginia had something like that. Brings back memories of elementary school Christmas concerts and the parking lot outside the skating rink. $5500 is high, but it…

I’ve never understood why Apple wants to get into the automotive business, but I guess once you’ve resized an iPhone 287 times and called it innovation, you start to run low on new product ideas and keeping your shareholders exponentially satisfied. It’s pretty arrogant for Apple to ask potential competitors to build…

They’re cracking down on password sharing because, thanks to COVID-19 and three decent seasons of Stranger Things, Netflix has exhausted the one thing that brings them revenue: new customers. That’s why so few Originals go past three seasons, by then Netflix has maximized the new subscribers a show can attract.

I’ve wanted one of these ever since I bought a VHS copy of Nothing But Trouble in the dollar bin at Erol’s Video. Late ‘70s/early ‘80s German cars had the last interiors that were comfortable without looking and feeling like orthopedic office equipment.

I’m torn between whether this is just a dumb joke or I’m too old to understand anything on Reddit. Then again, these people are bird owners, so anything’s possible.

As gross as this is, the the Catch 22 of virally exposing some pastor at an obscure church in an equally obscure town is that it will inevitably attract sympathizers. For every dozen people who justifiably want to see this man “cancelled,” there are one or two who see a kindred spirit who shares their opinions and now…

Unless this was meant to be filed under The Onion, I’m legitimately impressed. Jezebel managed to out-derange Gwyneth Paltrow and the royal family in only three paragraphs. Brava.

My drive through Nebraska came after driving across the entirety of Wyoming so it just seemed like a long, boring re-entry into civilization. The rest areas and McDonald’s stops were fine, and I was driving a gay little VW with a rainbow sticker on it. Wyoming, on the other hand, was terrifyingly desolate. The people…