Unpopular Opinion Warning: Ranch dressing exists to make salads not taste like salads (and apparently also for people who hate Buffalo wings and pizza) so it’s no surprise the next logical step is hoards of walking chicken tenders drinking it straight from the tap. I’m hardly a food snob, I mean I read articles about…

My old house had a sealed attic door behind the shower that led into the attics of three neighbors. This story’s a little creepy, but the bigger takeaway is her landlord’s shitty construction in an apartment that undoubtedly costs thousands a month. And Parasite, dude? This is literally the premise of Candyman.

I vaguely remember Ashton Kutcher cooking a dog on the engine of a car in a Family Guy episode, which I think you successfully topped with an image of a cockfight in a frunk.

Seems they could just wait a year and make the reunion and even 30th. But seriously, as someone who grew up watching these idiots the only memorable season was three. All I remember from the rest were a slap, lyme disease, and some jack ass passing out on Mount Everest because she lit up a cigarette. I really didn’t…

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I love watching an arrogant power play fail. Not only will he likely lose his license, the patient has a very clear malpractice suit with all the evidence on camera. 

I love how a site that regularly debates the merits of frozen pizza and store bought ramen noodles is too good for SpaghettiOs. I’m not being sarcastic at all, either. I too am every bit as high maintenance about my low maintenanceness. But the difference between Chef Boyardee’s beefaroni and Campbell’s SpaghettiOs is…

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HAHA but I was picturing Linda Perry driving it with her What’s Up? hat and aviator goggles. You might be right though, because I actually like 4 Non Blondes.

“Fold in the cheese.”

I don’t hate the redesign, but it looks less Art Deco and more like the 4 Non Blondes tour bus. I could see it in a steampunk themed video game.

LOL hey now, I was under the impression this was a safe confessional. 

Funnily enough, Generation X was the first generational cohort to be completely judged on what we did or didn’t accomplish...all while half of us were still in high school. Boomers projected their abandoned morality on our perceived slackishness, so it’s not so surprising to get it from the other end as Millennials…

I make no apologies for absolutely loving the design of the Pontiac Aztek. 

Gen X threw George Michael’s Freedom in the face of Happy Days reruns and the hypocritical cries of Woodstock Boomers to “step in line and play the game.” I get it: TikTok declared Millennials “old” last week because of your side-parts and skinny jeans, and that sucks. But age happens to us all. And Gen X is not…

My mother just discovered jambalaya for the first time this year, at 70, so this kinda bums me out.

I can definitely see Brooklyn hipsters lining up around the block for this in 2010.

I don’t think you’ll uncover any logical reason luxury SUVs have supplanted luxury coupes and sedans other than SUVs are simply what’s hot right now, and rich people want the most expensive version of what’s hot.

If I’m spending $6+ on a chicken sandwich at Wendy’s or (yarf) Shake Shack, I’d go to a local takeout spot and buy a real sandwich for a dollar or two more. Fast food just tastes like varying shapes of salt licks. 

“Their Covid-19 ‘plan’ would allow illegal immigrants to get vaccinated ahead of our nation’s seniors who are desperately waiting to get vaccinated.”