You can’t control the debate between soggy cheese crackers and midwestern casseroles, so in the mean time consider the fact that Delaware Style Pizza exists and tastes exactly like the pizza served at skating rink birthday parties. It’s so bad even the boardwalk seagulls avoid it.

Robin Leach would probably say it has something to do with giving you a First Class experience, mimicking what you might get from a private jet.

You can kind of actually see where she started cobbling together some of her more absurd claims here with regard to gas mileage, alleged lack of wiring, and the body’s unique material. I’m still so amazed none of this stuff ever made it to the internet until now. I’d been looking for a picture of his original three…

I agree. I cringed when I read that. This is a subject that should not be spoken until the end of time.

Where’s Agador Spartacus’s sweet & sour peasant soup? I’ve been looking for the recipe for about 26 years.

Hear hear! Me and a friend would watch it over the phone every week like it was the freakin’ ‘90s, and for days couldn’t stop talking like them.

“We’ll have a meeting and I can tell if she’s hurt by something, like I’ve wounded her personally. That doesn’t happen with Les Moonves at CBS.’’

Let’s see: vapid Instagram “model” and semi-sentient pair of lip injections buys her way in front of the camera -> starts fight with/throws chardonnay at actual celebrity -> posts meticulously groomed apology/excuse video -> receives a few hundred thousand new followers and a free flatiron from Tomi Lahren’s Vegas…

Someday when its mere existence as a unicorn is the only asset that matters, it might be worth $10,000. Not today. If I wanted to drop half this on one of the weird, quasi-European electrical nightmares from the H. W. Bush era, I’d find one that ordinary passersby could distinguish from a run of the mill Honda.…

I just encountered this Frankenwagen on eBay the other day. I had no idea it was more than just a welded mashup driven by the Subaru with an empty boot for luggage. Whoever performed this operation was either a genius or mad.

I’m no Tesla stan, but Theranos is probably the best modern take on TCMC. But if you want to play a good round of “Who said it?,” Musk is Carmichaels’ only worthy counterpart.

I might have thought this was next-level for Elonites if I hadn’t just read about his gaming monkey cyborgs. 

It’s a bit on the nose, but Life is a Highway makes my skin crawl. How the worst song that ever existed got remade at least three times makes me question reality. I’m not alone. If you’re ever mildly upset with someone, just text them the phrase “life is a highway” and it will be stuck in their head for the rest of…

As I understand it, this film isn’t of the tired, exploitatively “hot femme fatale” genre: i.e. it’s not softcore porn for straight guys, so her attractiveness should only be marginally relevant. Of course no one is truly so naïve as to believe casting doesn’t or shouldn’t consider physical appearance, Mulligan was…

I think I’m in the minority of those who absolutely adore this film. When it doesn’t make sense, it’s visually stunning. And it doesn’t have to make sense. I watch it like it’s a stress dream about the early 2000s.

“...has been effectively standard on nearly all cars since the late 1940s was deemed not, I don’t know, disruptive enough for Tesla...”

From what I recall from my hazy days on the left coast, people there are far more concerned with the optics of appearing liberal than doing anything meaningful, while the few who are willing are so far down the anarchy rabbit hole no one takes them seriously.

There are certain time tested technologies that simply can’t be improved upon, but tech disruptors will continue to insist upon trying exactly that. Turn signal indicators sit at your left hand and move in the same direction of the steering wheel, which is round to give you the most complete range of motion. Yet in…

Gotta love how she denies being a conspiracy nut while simultaneously calling CNN “the enemy of the American people.” 

JFC she hit the ground so hard the mic picked up the sound! Getting knocked out like that isn’t like it is in the movies, where you just come-to with a headache. It causes serious head trauma that can be deadly and lifelong. I don’t care what she did, she’s a child. I’d pay for a premium seat to see that coward in…