I’m getting a huge disconnect between the inside and out. The interior materials look like the kind you’d find in a Hummer limo you rent in Vegas. It’s just missing the LED light strips.

I’m so glad others brought this up. It would be nice if this much consideration were taken for every teacher who never knows which student might be carrying a gun. I’d expect this sort of article from the mainstream press, but it seems very tone-deaf for a site like Jezebel to not once mention school shootings in this…

Step aside, Eric Cartman. 

Half my friends are drag queens and even I find this kind of insecure cattiness gross. It’s getting harder and harder to distinguish certain articles from the weird “Around the Web” links at the bottom of the page. Even as clickbait, this isn’t clever enough to be funny. It’s just mean. Then again, I guess that’s…

If the last five years have proven anything, it’s that a certain public personality type can foster a cult. I’ve only encountered the true cultists on here and, unlike my two friends who own Teslas, the cultists seem more fixated on the Man than his products.

I like its spirit, but it looks like the cowcatcher is covering a subtler customization that better matches the rear. Also, it isn’t seamlessly connected to the gas tank. It looks great from the front, in a Dieselpunk sort of way, but from the side it looks awkwardly unbalanced.

Unless these fugitives plan on walking to Alaska to disappear into the Bush for the rest of their lives, I’m not sure what they expect. They pulled off the sloppiest sequel to National Treasure and they’re acting like they lifted some earrings from the Piercing Pagoda.

It took twenty years to get Weezer out of my head, and now it’s back. Thank you. Thank you very much. 

Dude! I really didn’t want to cry this morning, goddamnit. You win.

“Food and drink content on the internet doesn’t work if it’s not a conversation.”

We have resale value expectations to thank for everything from boring car design to sterile houses painted entirely white. These cars are fun. Hopefully successive generations won’t get stripped of what makes them so unique.

Considering the GOP’s habit of pushing lies that are in fact deflections of their own dirty deeds - voter suppression, Russian collusion, election fraud, etc. - it would be fitting that the conspiracies they’ve been ranting about for five years are actually taking place on their side of the aisle.

When someone like Anna Wintour says “real,” she’s referring to the place old society ladies want to keep powerful, young, Black women: town councils, community centers, non-profits. She clearly has no idea how to respect a Black woman when one becomes more powerful than those in her elitist bubble, let alone becomes…

Funny how we have to answer for our bad apples when 1% breaks into a Banana Republic but when theirs breaks into one of the most heavily “guarded” buildings in the world, they aren’t just given a few days to scatter like cockroaches, they blame it on people who weren’t even there.

Lana Del Rey is the kind of celebrity that shows why we need to stop conflating fame with sociocultural relevance at face value. Some celebrities “get it,” some don’t. Elizabeth Woolridge Grant does not. Her veiled arrogance is so Karenesque because she’s been raised in a bubble incapable of recognizing a world that…

The only thing missing from this story is an Instagram account full of sepia-toned images of her in a large-brimmed “influencer hat” captioned with exhaustive musings in self-satisfaction.

I’ve never been to a Chipotle where the rice wasn’t practically raw, so I guess it’s no surprise they can’t get cauliflower rice right either.

The eviction “scandal” was such a convoluted train wreck. She made significant alterations to a rental unit she didn’t own and wasn’t paying for, then somehow twisted that into an accusation that Lisa Frank was appropriating the very aesthetic Lisa Frank created years before Mucciolo was even born.  

Whatever race she is or isn’t, everything in that interview screams “entitled princess.” 

Anna Wintour and Annie Leibovitz have been coasting on their names for a while now. Remember Simone Biles’ cover? The updated version is presidential, but it’s pretty pitiful the original even existed. Influencers take better photos on phones.