“But influencers do have to think about how their lives now are consumed...”

Please let Bly Manor be a fun haunted house romp and not another ten hour allegory for a bunch of whiny yuppies’ personal problems. Three episodes in I wanted to haunt that family myself.

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

My guess is that’s going to change very soon. Anyone spending thousands a month to live in San Francisco or Seattle is working for a company that just realized how much money can be saved by having most of their staff work remotely. There are a lot of homes to be had throughout the country that cost less than three…

The Corvette rips are giving me custom golf cart vibes.

His press conference was pathetic, but this “bombshell” will do nothing to sway his 2+2=5 base. Hell, wealthy moderates might even see it as a wink to dodge their own taxes. Everything this man does, or gets exposed for doing, only further solidifies his cult’s faith.

“...help families in need decide whether to overhaul their current property or renovate a new one.”

And they say 2020 is all bad news! 

This beater might get $4000 from someone who doesn’t know how much these things cost to maintain, and only then if the bro who owns it sounded remotely willing to negotiate. Seriously, Craigslist Ads with Attitude could have their own column. I’d give him $100 for the roof rack, though.

I am genuinely surprised that Trump’s ambassador to Mexico speaks Spanish, more so that he Tweets in Spanish. 

LOL that’s the first thing I thought of

I can’t even find it, but if the search results for Chris Evans nude are any indication, it’s far from the most erotic photo he’s ever shared with the world.

I’m no fan of the megalomaniacal personalities it takes to build a car, but it seems the worst thing that happened here was Milton gave a whole lot of attention to a “research” company with a WordPress site that reads like an advanced tween’s Tumblr page. I have no interest in digging down into the nitty-gritty of…

An Empress Tree (a.k.a. The Seed Sh*tter) started growing out the side of my building in April. Five months later it’s about ten feet tall. If anyone finds a return address and wants to mail back some revenge, I can have a few billion seeds harvested by November.

The art of the grift used to be nuanced. I have a new respect for all the Nigerian princes out there.

They’re speaking Fahrfegnügen.

Yeah, Jezebel articles usually leave me nodding my head in agreement, not scratching it. I feel bad for the kid, and I’m happy their family is so accepting, but they had to have known this could happen.

It’s a fine looking truck but I don’t see how Jeep can conscientiously call that a Wagoneer. The iconic styling that was virtually unchanged for 30 years - that we’ve been waiting to return for just as long - isn’t even reflected in the retro ways we get with the Wrangler and countless labels like Hellcat and…

Yes, it’s kind of like a live-action Glamour Shots portrait, where they’d do up the front and leave a bird’s nest in the back where no one sees it. I’m guessing the RNC isn’t staffing Tim Gunn recommendations backstage. I’m picturing a few shake-n-gos and a shoebox full of combs.

Anyone with good hair will tell you it doesn’t matter where you go, it matters who you go to. These ladies all go to expensive salons that greet them with a glass of Dom and then seat them with the most expensive stylist in the place...a shiny lush three bottles in best known for his years as Leona Helmsley’s BFF.