This. I have coworkers who yearly proclaim “I never get a flu shot and have never had it!” That’s great for them, they’ve been lucky. If/when their luck runs out they’ll likely spread it to friends, family, loved ones, and even strangers they come into close contact with BEFORE they feel so ill that they quarantine…

Done and done. Its not for me I’m healthy as a horse but for the other people who are not as healthy as you. This is literally a time to think of the children. 

What else are you going to do?  Work?  

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

I suspect a lot of us would express similar sentiments. I don’t want my ad revenue going to Great Hill any more, but I also have an incredibly hard time letting go of Deadspin and the writers I love. Hoping the next few days will present a better course of action for the commentariat crew 

That would explain a lot.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

They’re “raising awareness”. So to answer your question, no.

That’s, like, a tenth of a watch!

This is, indeed, some ridiculous shit.

For the people who don’t get it:

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

I absolutely cannot wait for some random game in February when he has a ridiculous put-back dunk or he drives and posterizes someone and we all get to gush about it. I hope he plays until he’s 50.

Yes...be very careful of what you say about “black people, minorities, women etc.” in our country.

I sincerely hope the NBA is starting to understand just who they got in bed with here.

You’re telling me “Woj in the House” is not a family friendly sitcom on ABC’s TGIF, and I simply don’t believe you. 

Anyone can flip, but can she break Joey Chestnuts record for eating 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes?  Doubt it.  

Whoever’s fault, the point is it affects Deadspin’s site, and Deadspin could play hardball with the ad network if they wanted. Maybe they don’t have the bargaining power to do so, but thats’a different discussion.

Matt, look on the bright side...I’m sure this feels better than being up 28-3 once.