The NUMBER ONE way cars would be different is that they wouldn’t allow the driver to smoke as much weed as Jason did on his way to work this morning.

Unexpected snap underwear smear.

Oh, this is the worst-looking car I ever saw. What, when you buy a car like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

2-toned interior designed by your 12 year old self.

You might have a slight point if I think hard about 911 Turbo S’s, but I’ve certainly seen lots of soccer mom’s (excuse me, polo moms) driving Panamera Turbo S’s, G63s, S65s, etc.

You make a good point. But it can be astounding the “real estate” that is driven around here by folks who don’t seem to care that much about cars, but rather their status. But hey, “that’s life in the big city.”

Coming soon to soccer moms thruout the LA area.

$60k? Is there anything can justify these trucks costing so much? What is it, $40k on the engine, $20k on everything else? (facetious, but where is the money spent? Or is it $40k profit, $20k spent on everything else?)

Will it F-150?

Win!!!

Not sure why commentors are implying that the Navigator is targeted towards black people. (The Escalade clearly was targeted to black people, with the help of rappers everywhere.) I’ve seen nothing in their advertising that would indicate that. If anything, they’re targeted towards old white dudes.

I usually hate when people add music to car videos, but in this case, I wouldn’t mind a little Behemoth underneath.

Step 5 - Yell “Get off my lawn!!!”

Take that roof line all the way back like a Volvo C30 to provide some useable cargo space and I might be interested.

They can, but the bean counters and marketing exec.s have decided that you (not you personally, but the general “you”) will spend $x dollars going to see this movie and they will make some money on it overseas.

I see what you did there.

Is that a CLS wagon at 1:42? Man, they have all the fun on that side of the pond!

I understand that there are quick turnarounds for stories (especially when auto shows are going on) but if I can catch basic mistakes like “heated, massing seats.” while eating during a lunch break, so can you!!! Does anyone even read their story ONCE when they have finished writing it?

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