Looks like an Audi had sex with a Kia k900. I suppose Lincoln belongs in the middle of those 2 brands.

That’s 2 gigs of “it worked marketing” right there.

The article didn’t specify “factory” design details, so I’m going with the most horrendous aftermarket modification possible - the fake convertible top. Surely the pride and joy of many men whose pants are worn well above their belly button, in the 80’s you couldn’t leave your local all-you-can-eat buffet’s parking…

Fixed that for ya’.

Sure I’ll finance you. I’ll keep the car and pink slip until your last payment clears and voila!! You’re financed.

Oh shoot. I misspoke. I mean FZ-09 and FZ-07. Pardon me. I’m just getting back into all the models again. I haven’t been looking for a long time.

Oh man, I just checked out an FJ-09 and FJ-07 yesterday. I’m drooling over them. Thinking of picking up a used one. And hey, way more up to date than my ‘98 Katana.

Bike looks great. This cluster looks a bit old school though. I’m guessing you need LCD for daylight visibility, but still, this looks like the 90’s - or even an 80’s Corvette.

Yup! Get a decent used bike for under $2k and learn how to ride first. Good call. When you outgrow it, sell it for close to what you paid.

pretty sure you forgot the word “extremists” in there. If you are of the opinion that all of the over 1.6 BILLION people who follow that religion think like these knuckleheads do, then they absolutely suck at killing the rest of the world.

Looks like you’ll hit your head gettin’ in and out of this thing. Having said that, I think this car looks great overall.

Old school VW Beetles.

I get the impression that the OP rather enjoyed the experience and the variety. I dare say you may have missed his point. Purchasing a more expensive bike may work for you, but this chap had a fun ride(s).

Sorry, but these trailers are all over the place. Not well done at all. Hopefully the movie is better as it’s GREAT subject matter, and I assume great stories as well. I loved Havannah Motor Club. May this one surpass the so-so trailers.

In this scenario, they’d ID after they shot and killed him - even if he wasn’t doing anything illegal.

mmmmm delicious satire.

So then would you prefer?:

Today probably isn’t the best day to crap on his designs.