This is cute too:

I still hope that his fall will be so boisterous and outrageous, Americans as a nation decide it’s time to erase his image and name from every record.

More gold leaf than pages between book covers.

I spent 3 hours yesterday begging my best friend to get out of the US. Things are spiraling there, and the scandal cycle has been accelerating. Even if he’s gotten rid of that leaves Reichsmarshcall pence, she’s queer, and not built for surviving a civil war. Fuck I wish I lived near her, not on the other side of the…

One of my relatives defends Trump playing because Cheetolini spends time at his OWN courses, which makes it bigly much cheaper. I fuck with you not.

This is every Republican. From senior senator to lowly councilor. From school-board member to President of the United States; this is what you get when you are a Republican. And if you can’t see it, you’re just as evil as they are. Because that level of ignorance is impossible to reconcile with reality, because there…

Which Fox News will advertise as the sincere unvarnished truth. The tweets’ true raison d’être. While progressives roll our eyes at the seemingly blatant hypocrisy, Fox uses them to buttress his base and convince their audience that they are an actual reflection of reality. He doesn’t publish them because he’s stupid…

At this point I really shouldn’t be surprised, but it still astounds that there’s a hypocritical tweet for everything. Everything.

Schreier, no! Don’t buy a pre-built machine!

Get yourself a buddy who’s built a machine before (or do it yourself if you’re feeling brave), head over to Newegg or another parts wholesaler, and part out your desired rig.

You’ll save at least 40% (and likely more) off purchasing a pre-built machine, and you’ll have the…

lol

Too long. But when my sister had a brain tumor they did my family a solid, so I was loyal to the team for far longer than I otherwise should have been.

As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…

Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

My in-laws aren’t worried at all that their Medicare might be on the line once the bill for these tax cuts come through. Their taxes are going down by a whole $50 next year, while Obama made them give up their guns, pray to the east five times a day, and say “happy holidays!” I’m saying I think I’ll be sick before the…

His base won’t care, they think he’s working a long game. Republican constituents won’t care either. They got their trick down dream.

Souvenir.

I don’t love Monica Lewinsky but I was always her staunchest defender against the women of my mother’s generation who demonised her in starkest terms. She was the archetypal younger woman out for their husbands.

I love that Devil’s Advocate scene like I love eating a schnitzel on buttered bread.
No culinary or even nutritional redeemability; but I will gorge on it and ask for seconds.
He is doing acting donuts in the front yard of the movie. Fun as heck.