Be nice if we could go a week without some limp-dicked shithead who never got enough hugs trying to ruin - or end - the lives of others.

• if you simply must drive during this celestial event, you can safely look at the eclipse through a moonroof, but not a sunroof.

Can you imagine the shitstorm that would have ensued if the car in question was a Mustang?

Some very fine people on both sides

This is nuts - and not in a good way. I hope there’s some sort of user flow that involves the steering wheel controls, because no way would I be dicking around with that while driving.

not really a fan...

Wife and I were hauling a queen sized bed set on the roof of our Oldsmobile right after we moved to PA. It was night, we had the hazards going, both our phones plugged in, and radio on. Electrical system couldn’t handle it and fried the pigtail off the positive battery terminal. We ended up stuck in the middle of the…

Based on the opening GIF: How did Orlove get to the ‘Ring so quickly?

“Fluid spill”...

The last press car Orlove drove?

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

why are you still here and not trying to figure out how many family members you need to trade in for this thing?

I’m wondering how much of my body I’d have to put on the black market to afford the price.

In one word........................AWESOME!

i’m looking at those seats trying to figure out how much of my ass I’d have to have surgically removed to fit into one.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Another example of normalizing their behavior. It’s so telling to me to see folks come out and try to convince people that racists are “just defending their heritage” or “just trying to save a statue” or “maybe its road rage, let’s not rush to judgement”.

What part of “White Nationalists” don’t you understand? This isn’t about a statue. It was NEVER ABOUT A STATUE.

When a bunch of white supremacists show up wearing swastikas, t-shirts with quotes by Adolf Hitler, throwing sieg heil salutes and chanting slogans like “blood & soil,” it doesn’t make them any less racist to say “oh, they were just there to defend a statue of a slaveholding traitor.”

No. And don’t make excuses for these assholes either. I’m in Charlottesville and this statue removal has been settled for 6+ months. Back then they had a hard time getting a dozen people to protest its removal. That’s how many people who actually live here feel strongly enough about it to show up and protest. …