Pro tip: $ goes before the number.

Hamilton looks like he just won the High School Science Fair.

David Tracy will from now on be dubbed “Captain Maths”. He’s Jalopnik’s resident James May.

...still waiting for this gif to move...

When VTEC kicks in:

Lots of it, my friend.

What kind of beer are you drinking for $4000?

Dude, I think I see at least 2x 997 GT2 and 1x 997GT3 in the street level showroom. Meanwhile there are some Cayenne hoisted up on lifts. Yall nuts??!!! Get those GT cars to higher ground for posterity’s sake. No one is going to care that a couple Cayenne survived the storm in 30 years.

Commercial about a Toyota sedan...

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

I will gladly trade you my 10,000 Schrute Dollars for half of your Internet Dollars. I’ll even throw in half a BitCoin.

I’m pretty sure if you stuff it with a bunch of rice that it’ll be dry and raring to go in no time.

And, apparently, Michael won this one!

Stupid? Or brilliant?

You actually are classier. Check your face, and you will find that you are now wearing a monocle.

If an opportunity presents itself to recommend the 1949 Buick Super Eight, I will recommend the 1949 Buick Super Eight. Here’s a list of ways it is the right car for you:

I need something “upscale” i.e. German, but I don’t want to spend a fortune on maintenance. lol. LEASE.

I need something “upscale” i.e. German, but I don’t want to spend a fortune on maintenance. lol. LEASE.