I was a music major in college. Trust me, it gives new meaning to the terms “G string” and “F hole.”

Have you heard played in G(spot)-minor?

That instrument is broken out only for performances of Beethoven’s Symphony No. 3-some.

Hopefully this has a script unlike Jurassic World: what the fuck 

Ah, the infamous MarthaPoint timeline.

The vernacular is established, and will remain until people no longer find it useful.  You’re fighting this fight about 15 years too late.

Its ok to offend racists. Fuck them. Why would you worry about offending them?

Mo’gwai, mo’ problems.

edgy, bro.

Yankovic voicing Darkseid was one of the most hysterical moments of TTG

this is hilarious

Barely had the bladder capacity the first time around, no way I’m sitting through 3+ hours of this.

1000%. It's like on the way to Uncanny Valley they blew a tire and got stuck in "Generic Store Brand" Ravine.

This is accurate.

Alternative title:
Cybermonk 2077

My all-time favorite E3 dunk, even more than “$299"

“I think even Justin Roiland realized that the dialog was getting a bit ridiculous because he breaks character during several long sequences and starts chuckling in his own voice before going back into character.”

That makes two famous clowns named Donald.