I’d say the Vulture is a better villian the Loki. He had actual motive and really made sense, plus Keaton kicked ass. Loki is good because they give him more to do, but it’s really just Hiddleston’s acting that separates Loki from being regulated to the garbage bin. He’s always really predictable.

Ryan Reynolds is a national treasure.

To be fair, he did a testicular cancer PSA for the first movie.

Do you think Ryan Reynolds actually sits down in costume for every Deadpool 2 ad spot

Without the Martha advantage, Flash wouldn’t stand a chance.

Really? How about this?

Nah, one of his saws has gained intelligence and is hunting down an escaped victim of its owner. Oddly enough, it prefers guns.

Bloody-Disgusting reports Jigsaw writers Pete Goldfinger and Josh Stolberg are now hard at work on ninth film in the Saw franchise.

Sequel. Dwight is the monster.

*Jeremy Renner fires agent*

This got nixed? I remember seeing it when it premiered. Was it cut from reruns? I miss Boondocks, nothing was sacred.

Well, until now I didn’t care one way or the other if we got a Deadpool cartoon. Now I care.

Thank god, who the fuck has FXX?

Step 1: Ryan Reynolds releases a recording of him reading the script - I will also accept Nolan North or someone doing a dead on dead pool impersonation.

Step 2: A talented amateur does a flash-style animation using that recording. Goes viral quicker than Ebola.

Step 3: Netflix and Amazon fight over the rights to throw…

You’re on the right track, but the truly interesting addition to the team would be an near-immortal Vampire 

I hope not. It takes a mess of hamfisted retcons just to keep the X-movies straight, let alone weld them onto another franchise.

Is that supposed to be be Bucky or has Lucian (Michael Sheen) joined the Avengers?

Oh, no, the joke! You missed it.