I’m a full-time shelter worker*, donate my “extra” cash to four different charities (ASPCA, Shriners Hospitals for Children, Planned Parenthood Action Fund, The Wild Animal Sanctuary) on a monthly basis, and frequently use my own money to buy supplies for my job that I am not able to be reimbursed for, and have three…

They flew to motherfucking South Korea to witness the birth. Part of me believes we really need to bring back shame as a method of social control because FUCKING REALLY??

You probably have some spare money in your bank account that could be donated as well - don’t tell other people what they should or should not do with their money - it’s gauche.

Not gonna lie, evil pregnant Rosalie would have made the whole thing worth it.

although Life and Death features an ending that doesn’t allow for sequels

Immortal who has centuries to travel the world and do literally whatever? Better take Calculus for the fourth time.

that vampires are in fact MUCH cooler than this

Same place as me, on the sidelines hoping they just take each other out?

Pfft, Hot Topic doesn’t stock that shit anymore. They abandoned it. Now everything is Harry Potter, Supernatural, Doctor Who, anime, Marvel and Disney.

Look it clearly wasn’t just a ctrl-f job, it takes a as lot of work to add in that much casual misogyny.

make bazillions of dollars and you too can have that hair - no vampirism needed.

True. See: Dave Eggers or Jonathan Safran Foer.

It is not a love story. It is creepy and obsessive.

In 2017, Meyer will release Morning, New Sun and Supernova, her story about the young vampire Bella falling for an irresistibly warm-blooded human boy and her quest to get him to bite her so she can be human too. But will she be able to decide between her human true love and Jacob, the sexy were-human?

If “needing” money was a prerequisite for doing dick things for money this would be a very different world.

But you definitely SHOULD read Cleolinda’s live-tweet recaps (she did recaps of the films and they are horrifyingly funny even for someone like me who has not read the books or seen the films).

I am too wtf-y to be pithy or funny: you have got to be fucking kidding me with that “Bonnie’s had a lot of work done” shittery. She flip-flopped the gender roles but gave it that tender loving care to make sure all of the misogyny stayed in place.

I loathe this woman.

I don’t understand all the re-imaginings. It feels like nothing more than a naked grab for money. It doesn’t add to the story, it doesn’t give us anything new. It’s masturbatory self-made fanfiction about your own creative property. Meyer had one good idea and ran with it but now she’s just flogging that horse until…

I tried to read “Twilight,” but then I realized the author was literally writing about herself as a teenage girl (down to even the physical description), and I was so disturbed by reading what should have stayed in someone’s diary (as well as the obvious emotional abuse, stalking, anti-feminism, poor writing, boring…