The really funny part about that quote is that “half of people are dumber than that” is not the meaning of average at all. That’s the median.

Wait a minute, are you telling me that going to poor people and telling them to Stop Being Poor isn’t going to work?

Better than this...

ask and ye shall receive

It’s just... Holy shit. That is an actual quote from someone?? In seriousness?! YEAH I DIDNT THINK RUNNING A COUNTRY OF 400 MILLION FUCKING PEOPLE WOULD BE SO GODDAMN HARD. I MEAN MY EXPERIENCE RUNNING A SMALL FARM IN KANSAS HAS GIVEN ME PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE DELEGATING TASKS AND SHIT RIGHT?

Well, it starts with wanting to have the Inaugural Parade down Constitution Avenue feature tanks and missiles.

Now I wonder just how close America has been to a 4 am dick pic... tweeted at North Korea.

Now, now, they don’t say they’re *successful* at talking him out of crazy shit, they just say they try.

“To talk him out of doing crazy things.”

Lol, labels don’t have “assigned photographers”......that’s not how photography works.

Ahh! I saw her hugging those people and completely didn’t realize they were the survivors from Gaga’s performance. I like that Brie. She seems like she’s pulled together as hell. Performance was amazing as well.

Victims can also perpetuate rape culture, and Gaga is a prime example of this: she still supports abusers, victim or not.

And yet she’s still friends with/defends/supports Terry Richardson. He’s the very definition of a ‘missing stair’ person and yet people still clamour to work with him.

Why can’t you believe it? She has recently worked with both Terry Richardson and R Kelly. One blows his load on young models, and the other pees on underage girls. For her to suddenly be the voice of sexual abuse survivors is just laughable.

she worked with terry richardson again this month. she stays working with abusers and rapists. actions speak louder than words!

Literally been waiting my entire life to reference that in writing, which means you are officially my new favorite person.

Watched the Revenant last weekend, over 2 nights cause I kept falling asleep. Two takeaways 1) ew 2) the person who made my imaginary bf Tom Hardy so utterly unfuckable deserves an Oscar more than Leo.

I would have been very happy if he’s won for What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, but you’re right about all of the other noms. He’s a good actor, but very rarely inhabits the character in the way some other actors do.

Just had to say how much I loved having a 99.9% Kardashian free Dirt Bag!