He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

I know why she did it but she sung 3 words that everyone’s been using since before she was birthed. Like if Hall & Oates wanted to shut everyone down from using the three words “dreams come true” together.

My take on the trademark thing was that she just didn't want fast fashion chains like Forever 21 and Wet Seal to sell clothes with those phrases on them. Which they absolutely would have, and probably put them on TSwift lookalike mannequins, with high waisted sequined shorts and bright red lipstick.

This just in:

That is the Mean Girl “I’m gonna fuck you up backwards, sideways and frontal you scene-stealing son of a bitch!” smile, if ever I’ve seen one.

I hella remember watching her on Survivor (my parents are dorks and they LOVE that shit.) She was a horrible stupid bitch back then, too. Nice to know some things never change.

Ha. For a split second I thought the cat did it on purpose. So less “hero cat” and more “unlucky cat”? #teamdogwouldhavecaughtthatbulletinherteeth.

And one of the members of one of the dumbest Survivor casts who ran out of food halfway through and lost everything in a flash flood after they built their camp in a riverbed.

“Survivor contestant,” “married to backup NFL quarterback” and “conservative idiot on The View” are literally her claims to fame.

Right? I had no idea that’s how she became famous. I always thought she had some background in news casting or something but I never bothered to Google it. Why is she someone who now comments on race issues or any other news story?

It’s going to get worse before it gets better. And that’s fucking terrifying.

Why aren’t black olives on nachos classified yet as a hate group?

Sometimes (increasingly often) I fucking hate this country and its racist, sexist, classist, self-centered, Horatio-Algier-motherfucker-it’s-a-myth-believing, almost-all-entirely-born-of-immigrants-but-somehow-still-hating-other-immigrants-for-also-being-from-somewhere-else, hypocritical,…

I read that sentence and had to stop for a google. Like, THAT SHOW is the reason she even exists to us. WHY.

It’s right below her nose.

Wait, she was a Survivor contestant? Like, that is how she got famous-ish? Oh my god. Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious.

We have reached a tipping point of Trump saying obscene racist things and riling up crowds to think it’s okay to HATE and HURT wide swaths of the population, and Fox news blatantly race baiting its audience that it’s not amusing anymore. Its gotten fucking serious and, to be honest, I’m frightened about where this is…

The physical and mental inferiority of white supremacists is never not hilarious.

I feel really bad for her. To put those rapists’ responsibility onto yourself and carry around the blame for your own rape must be absolutely unbearable. At the same time, I think she is a dangerous person, spreading those types of falsehoods, because it says to other women who’ve been victims of rape that it was their…