No. Just someone who’s sick of gun toting Republicans picking and choosing which atrocities, completely fabricated or otherwise, they want to throw their weight behind.

Fuck civility. 

Counterpoint: Never stop asking this question. 

Best. Campaign ad. Ever.

Yes, absolutely.

Fantastic

She just uses that word to get shit done, which says a lot more about Old Man Trump than it does about Ivanka.

Totes.

Jeb Bush has a son?!

Diaper Don. Love it.

Oof. That’s sad no matter the characters in play.

Now THAT’S a headline.

Hm. Yes. Oxygen deprivation is a great way to uhh... put out a fire. Yes. Put out a fire.

These, sir or madam, are my hopes. My wishes are quite different.

I don’t think anyone wants to see that, but I like where your head is at.

Ah, glitter: the herpes of craft supplies.

Thanks. Feel free to add to it. I only possess the creativity of one man. She, however, possesses the evil of a thousand Satans.

Lol fantastic. I’d also accept a single tuba player.

Think of Rotting Log in the same way we all think of Giant Meteor.

Can’t argue with that.