While I’m sorry this all has happened to you in the past, it’s still a veritable masterpiece. Thank you.

Well, you know, someone needs to make it a little darker in here.

Rotting Log is anything you want it to be. Rotting Log is all of us.

Rotting Log: “When you fall in the woods, Log will be there for you. Can (insert opponent here) say the same? Vote Rotting Log.”

Oh, sorry. I should clarify. An upper decker is the act of taking a shit in the back tank of someone’s toilet so every time they flush it, you know, refills the toilet with poopoo water.

Well damn. When you frame it in reality like that it almost makes me not want April Ryan to smack that bitches face back into alignment. In my personal reality, however, Ryan is hailed as a national hero and eventually becomes VP to president Nancy Pelosi, who you know, isn’t exactly my dream POTUS, but I’d literally…

Add anything you want to it, PT. The longer and more diverse it is in its creative sourcing the better.

Old habits, etc. At that point, who could blame him? Lol

Honestly, I’d let Cohen, an entire mountain of used condoms, walk free in a heartbeat if his cooperation with federal investigators led to this entire house of counterfeit cards crashing down.

This woman is trash.

Oh boy. If that’s an invite... hard pass.

Maybe we can just chop Miller into dozens of little pieces, slap a name badge onto each piece, chuck them into a different office and call it a day.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I’d take a WH chock full of Scaramuccis over the typical conservative ooze that usually get the high profile gigs.

Warnings are for suckers.

Love it.

This is good Kinja.

You know, in corruption years.

What do you expect from a dude who looks like Dubya and acts like Drumpf?

Well it’s in there now, buddy. I know it burns, but luckily they make a cream that can clear that feeling right up.