And they would’ve never found it had you not exposed it given that no one in their right mind has ever thought to seek out the company of Eric Trump.

Never half ass it. It’s full ass or nothin.

The only preparation this fool is familiar with is the stuff he has Eric smear on his asshole.

This is an appropriate response if I’ve ever seen one.

Psst.

Word on the street is that he was also a pet detective back in the 90's.

Checks out.

Oh yeah. And the ability to say such things is a trait, and potentially the only skill, everyone in this administration from the top down shares.

“Administrator Pruitt is focused on advancing President Trump’s agenda of regulatory certainty and environmental stewardship.”

Well “moderate Democrat” is just the new way of saying Republican, so that explains the Kochs.

Lol that’s fantastic.

I was honestly expecting a defense of Rosanne from this diaper scented stone fruit of a president.

I’m sure this ethics investigation, if it occurs, will finally be the Trump family’s undoing. Fer sher.

My Google home does shit like this all the time, which is weird because not many phrases dropped in normal conversation sound like “ok Google” or “hey Google.”

2 feet on average if you count his time spent on the toilet.

Caring is a good one, but honestly, in the context of Mr Rogers, I think nice sums him up perfectly in a way very unique to him.

Hey. Sometimes a pivot to video works out. Just look at Cracked... Wait. No, don’t.

I admittedly do not watch Fox News. Shocking, I know. Given that, my only exposure to Smith is through stories about his opinions dissenting from the people who pay his bills. And anyone willing to call out Fox News on their own show on Fox News deserves a second chance in my book.

“Cultivating a good online community is not an easy thing,” he admitted. “It was probably my biggest failure at Fox News. No major site has done it.”