“Money can buy you politicians’ votes on things.

I’d accept David Attenborough. You know, if literally no woman was available.

Neither did I and now I feel both out-of-touch and a little butthurt. Not as butthurt as I’d be if similar allegations and rumors were to surface about Mr. Rogers, but still butthurt none the less.

Trump and his supporters have been using “locker room talk” to excuse the shitty things he says and does since the campaign days exactly 1000 years ago. He’s got the mind of a teenage jock. This shouldn’t be surprising.

Think that sums it up pretty well...

Congrats, indeed. Don’t hear much about those these days.

This is a depressingly fantastic.

I figured it was much more simple than that. She rich. Like filthy fucking rich. Trump like money and those who have it.

True. So all is going to plan over in the education department as far as Trump is concerned.

Also, Trump couldn’t give less of a shit about education, so who cares what DeVos does?

Target does this regularly. It’s been years since I was a ground floor team member, or a team lead who’s role required at least one closing shift a week, but getting locked in used to be nightly routine.

Shopping at Publix is not a pleasure. It’s just a price gouging outfit designed to swindle self righteous baby boomers out of their social security every month by offering bogo deals on items that are twice of what they’re worth to begin with to the tune of easy listening while having their assess forcibly kissed by…

I can only hear Laurel. My gf and kids can only hear Yanny.

These horror stories don’t sound too dissimilar than the ones you’ll hear from team members at Target. And trust me, I know. I’ve been there for 8 years now serving the last 6 as an hourly team lead.

Way to be a negative Nancy.

It’s honestly a coin flip at this point.

Man, I feel bad for that poor kid. Sure, he’ll most likely be rich forever, but he’ll always have that Trump stink attached to his name. No innocent kid deserves that.

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Wait, I just bought a ZTE. Does this make me a spy?

I wouldn’t say the Right is any better. I’d just say their target demo is much, much dumber.