+1 Cellar Door

Nah. No sympathy. She signed up for this shit. She can suck a fuck. And Jeff Sessions can also suck a fuck. They can all suck giant monster fucks as far as I’m concerned.

Same.

Free whitening system?

I’ll give five whole dollars to anyone who can successfully replace all the tasty jelly beans exclusively with the nasty ones like ear wax and dirty socks.

Sounds like love to me.

Wait, so you’re saying trickle down doesn’t work?

Man, nothing like telling an unhinged organization full of people hell bent on being able to carry around assault rifles that they’re under threat of terrorism. I don’t see any potential problem with that. Nope. None.

Also yes.

The network hosts a handful of thinly veiled conservative talking heads like Scarborough and, to a much lesser extent, Nicole Wallace, but the network overall is, in fact, like super liberal. And considering the fact that most factual news these days is fairly anti republican (for reasons), I’d say most mainstream…

Here’s a name that would shake up the New York AG race: James Comey.

lol yep

Counterpoint: Replace actual ghoul Sara Huckabee Sanders with ghoul wannabe Conway and watch the press briefings produce more than just the headline “Sanders Refuses To Answer Questions Again.”

Yup.

That. Sounds amazing.

If you had any mercy in you at all this would be a video of cats doing cat things.

I wouldn’t watch the whole thing anywhere for fear that my brain would slowly melt down into a pinkish grey slush and ooze from my ears ruining my favorite shirt until my skull is concave enough to be recognized by my phones camera, the data from which will be collected by Facebook, filtered through some Russian run…

I’ve always likened this type of stage parenting and child beauty pageantry to forced child labor. Children that age don’t understand the full ramifications of their actions as they pertain to themselves, the kids they’re “beefing” with , their fans and everyone else in their fame orbit. And most (or all) don’t…

Yes.