Also yes.

Tom Brokaw always sounds like he’s trying to talk through half a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

Well there goes my one allotted derp moment of the day. Thank god the clock resets in three hours.

The only thing I find shocking about this story is that there’s at least one WH official who feels comfortable enough to call Trump “Don.”

I’m much more comfortable believing that Trump just like to treat Cohen like shit than believing that Trump intentionally keeps him at arms length to maintain a certain level of plausible deniability of the terrible things Trump has him do.

Mmmhm. Damn shame. Lol

Good point.

Yea. This article may as well be titled “Looks Like We’re Never Getting That Damning Cohen Testimony After All :(“

Mitch McConnell. Retire bitch.

Anything is possible, I guess. I mean, sure. I typically piss in Gatorade bottles and leave them around town, but whatever happens after that is a complete toss up.

This was very informative.

He was fired and is no longer an insider. There’s your change of heart right there.

Geez, you guys. Just fuck and get it over with.

I’d personally go with elephant fist on this one.

It does, but not enough.

This argument has me microtriggered.

Thought I’d pop over to Splinter to see what’s up before I head out to run some errands and I gotta tell ya... being reminded that Ted Cruz still exists was definitely not a part of my plan for today. Now I’m definitely gonna need to get day drunk. Great.

I dunno why, but this gif makes me happy.

I think most of us realize that all of our country’s most powerful, regardless of political party, are only out for themselves. That’s not really a secret.

Yea. That’s what I was going for. Guess I could’ve worded my point better but thanks for elaborating.