As a member of the white working class with two kids and living below the poverty line, I could give a shit less about this new New Deal garbage. Anyone with any sense at all, coupled with at least a tenuous grasp on race relations in this country, should balk at this nonsense for what it is: racist ass dog whistling.…

Hm. Yea. Maybe.

I think I know exactly what you mean when you say “Matt Bevin probably molests children.”

Getting a pretty solid Scaramucci vibe from this asshole. Gross.

This is the watermelon of potential jokes for this set up, and I love it.

You mean more evil? I hope we never have to find out.

The same lab that produced Paul Ryan, I assume.

Two Mike Pences? May god have mercy on our souls.

It’s yours! Use it often.

Oh fuck yes! Fuck you, Paul Ryan and the strings you dangled in on. I hope you stub your toe leaving your office and a bird shits directly into your open mouth as you scream in pain, you barely sentient failed GOP science experiment.

Nuance. Nice. I do think you’re over thinking it, though. Trump isn’t capable of diplomacy. Only distraction. There’s no art in his deal making ability. He’s only good at exactly one thing and it’s the art of distraction.

I think it actually pains him to burn his own bridge to Russia and that he’s only doing it because he’s just now realizing that the Mueller investigation is serious shit.

Yo, Twitter. I know Donnie Two Scoops is good for site traffic and all, but for the love of god please ban his account for the good of the entire fucking planet. Wars should not begin over tweets. Get yo shit together, you spineless sacks.  

Yea, I really do think.

Hey man, whatever it takes to keep my GMG access in front of the pay wall.

Neither is Alanis.

Nailed it.

You’d think this growing voter interest in Healthcare would be a slam dunk for dems, but never underestimate the ability of the far right to spin their own mistakes into the mistakes of their enemies.

Professional courtesy, I assume.

And their rebuttal ad backfired so badly that I’m gonna have to give it at least 8/10 Alanis Morissettes on the Alanis Morissette scale of irony.