Man, you aren’t kidding about how poorly the contracted cleaning crews at Targets are treated. I know I’ve said this before, but I work a lower management job at a Florida Target. The folks on the cleaning crew are treated like crap. None of them speak any English which, of course, embolden store management to treat…

Counterpoint: That sentient pile of dirty Klan hoods will never, ever get it.

You know, when the Weinstein story broke, something that stood out to me was all the journalists in what’s considered the mainstream media expressly congratulating Farrow on his big get in publishing this story before anyone else did. And this included Rachel Maddow, who I love, but, well, seemed a little too salty…

Did you read that piece in The Atlantic expressly calling the account of Ansari’s gross, borderline rapey behavior “3000 words of revenge porn”? Wtf is this shit? Women are weak now, compared to the certain strength of gen-xers? I don’t buy that shit for one minute.

Trump’s weekly address is a load of hot fake news garbage. Never thought I’d say it, but if you want to know Trump’s actual policy positions or what he really thinks about the big, bad scary “other” then we should only be looking at his Twitter.

Is it me, or does his dad look like John Kerry?

True, Dunham is trash comedy. But Trump is trash presidency. Match made in heaving in my book.

Yea, same. Although an argument could be made that Trump is still just an entertainer, so it could be a seamless transition for Dunham.

Clicks.

Jokes on you, Ikea. I can get pregnant lady piss on the black market for cheap, use it to get mad crib discounts, then hawk those discounted cribs on the black market for what I’m assuming will be a huge profit.

Can’t wait for Senior Policy Advisor Jeff Dunham.

So uh... you saying that, potentially, once Trump finally chokes on a ball of ketchup and dies, the GOP will try to run someone worse in 2020?

Nice to know that the only thing Trump is capable of being unwavering on is his penchant for surrounding himself with human trash.

Oh holy shit! Ok ok. I concede.

So true.

Oh (tape hit), you’re right. I didn’t even (tape hit) notice. Weird.

Hate shaves years off your life.

Didn’t Mercedes showcase a windowless car of the future a couple years ago? If memory serves it was very, very ugly.

The year’s just started, friend. I hope you plan on using one of those big ass spring water jugs from office water coolers. Maybe two.