I know what you mean, but just think of Nancy Pelosi as the door that Jack and Rose were floating on at the end of Titanic. Could it have saved both of them? Sure. Did it? Nah. But it was still better than both of them dying, right?

Yea, I don’t buy the Clintons being a dynasty. Power couple, sure, but not dynasty. Now, if Chelsea had successfully run for higher office, then sure.

That’s bleak. However, if Mueller holds out for another year or so we could be looking at President Pelosi, which, honestly, isn’t too shabby.

Meh. It’s performative ignorance for the sake of appearing like he’s standing on some drug free moral high ground.

I took two marijuanas in one night once and woke up three days later in a bathtub full of used needles and surrounded by kneeling football players.

HAVING TESTICLE PAIN WALKING UP STAIRS AFTER BEING HIT WITH SOCCER BALL, STICKS, ROCKS THROWN BY FRIENDS 7 DAYS AGO

As the father of 8-year-old twins, I can say with certainty that there’s nothing unusual about a kid’s brother slamming the toilet seat down on his 4-year-old wang. It’s happened more times than I can count.

So... This guy did crimes. Then got punished for doing some of the crimes he did. Now he wants to take a timeout on the punishment for the crimes he did to go to a party?

I assume there’d be much less discrimination.

Something tells me Satan has been a busy guy lately.

No. He knew. But it’s done now and, like you said, he’s building a sound bite backlog for when he stupidly tries to run again for president.

I’ll concede that it may be a bit TOO yellow, but yellow is usually ok in my book.

Imma have to disagree on the color. It’s bold. Bold is good. And Nugget Yellow is a hilarious name for a color.

This shouldn’t even be debatable. For 1500 this is a NP. All day. All night.

My god that’s terrifying!

New study finds that dumb guy is actually just stupid.

Dude’s not even that hot. I’ve seen hotter dudes in a goddamn Wal-Mart.

Pretty accurate. I used to be friends with two cops. Coincidentally, being that I live in St Pete, FL, one is a Pinellas Park PD officer and the other a Pinellas County Sheriff’s officer. Neither are inherently bad cops, but I knew them before they joined their respective forces and let’s just say one of them is…

Probably. I breezed right by that one, writing it off as dumb.

BuzzFeed had a White House correspondent?