The most off putting thing about this story, to me, is the amount of emojis used by the CNN newsroom.

Lol That’s fantastic.

Corey Lewendowski looks like a preset character choice in a Bethesda game that was heavily tweaked by someone who’s never played with creating characters before that was then 3d printed and left to soak in formaldehyde for a week before getting the whole Frankenstein’s Rapey Monster treatment and being set loose on…

Right. And half of what was included here was kinda... dumb.

Wow. What an appropriately short list.

Shit, I used that setup until like 2007.

And with this news, I shall enjoy a much merrier Christmas. Thank you, anonymous hero.

Ah, glitter. The herpes of craft supplies.

I hear he’s only worth a few million. Oh course, I heard that from Mark Cuban, so there’s that.

That’s a damn shame.

No no. You’re correct to wish him failure and humiliation. For a narcissist like Trump failure and, to a much greater degree, humiliation are worse than death because at least if he died tomorrow he’d go out thinking he was great and everyone loved him. Shame is the narcissist’s biggest fear. However, narcissists are…

You make a company fire the guy on payroll who keeps sexually assaulting people, is what you make of this.

Don’t feel bad. HamNo is definitely right on this one.

Video is definitely where it’s at. Just ask the totally intact and now mega rich staff at Cracked.com.

Oh my god thank you so much for this.

Spineless.

Agreed. That dick is a total cock.

Perhaps someone should explain that to him.

Some employers will take it a step further.

Seems like even she’s not interested in hugging this tool.