For real. My nipples started bleeding on day one.

Good question.

I know how things seem with Sanders, but she’s not, in fact, mentally handicapped. It’s ok to make fun of her.

I wish I could star this twice.

lol fantastic

There’s always the GMG.

God I hate SHS. I hate her so much. She’s just so dumb. She’s sooooo unqualified. Her stupid air of superiority makes my insides melt due to the fiery hot rage it induces as my brain screams to be let to skip to a different reality where those tasked with public speaking know how to speak publicly. Where presidents…

Until this administration who’s slogan seems to be “Do Nothing, Or Less.”

Gross.

I had a reheated slice of pizza and black coffee from McDonalds.

If I punch SHS in her gross lie hole and then not admit guilt, do I get a free pass?

Can I keep my Kinja account?

I’m fine with this, but only if you make an exception for Chris Parnell. He has the voice we deserve. The voice of the brightest timeline. Don’t take Chris Parnell from me.

Wow. Those folks in Tennessee sure seem like they know how to have good, light hearted fun. Why, I think I may go run a bunch of stop signs and not pay my tickets so that I may too have the opportunity to become an internet sensation/local celebrity.

Shocking.

Somehow I don’t think he meant scent free after shave.

Yea, man. Football. Not worth it. I getcha.

I use whether or not someone uses Axe body spray as a litmus test for that person’s intelligence. Any spray at all shows, at the very least, a lack of self awareness and human empathy. The thicker the fog, the thicker the skull. Of course, there comes a tipping point where the stupidity turns sociopathic, which, in…

Honestly, though. Same deal.

Well, you know. Fake news argle bargle!