Fer sher.

Hey, I’m not trying to be confrontational or elevate myself into some plane of enlightened good male feminism over here. I’m not omniscient, nor have I claimed to be. I’m sure I don’t notice every social or sexual infraction that happens around me. I’d be an idiot to claim otherwise.

Ew, look at that guy.

All the time, actually. Our roommate moved out earlier this year taking his dog with him. Since the dog’s been gone not only has our house stopped smelling like a kennel, but our grass has been growing in full force. It’s so green now! It’s awesome.

Agreed. And it was literally the first result when I googled “evil keebler elf.” lol

I’ve been living my life under the impression that the Keebler society bases both it’s economic model and criminal justice practices on a “two vat” system in which one is used in the production of exportable fudge cookies, and the other is used to punish those who commit fudge crimes or otherwise disrespect fudge…

I suppose we could just zip tie his hands and push him into a giant vat of fudge. Can’t harm anyone from the bottom of a vat of fudge.

I get your point, I do, but I still challenge the fact that people don’t notice this behavior just because they’re used to it. “Used to it” isn’t a good excuse. Not for a journalist. Not for Harvey Weinstein. Not for anybody. Noticing and accepting require two different lines of thought.

Accurate. Recognizing creep behavior is easy, for both women AND men. And it doesn’t even require you to posses above average observational skills. The creep factor is so prevalent in almost every social setting that any fully grown human person who spends time not living under a rock would be a fool to use the “huh,…

I starred it, dog.

This is a bad take and you should feel bad for it.

He’ll get his turn, don’t worry.

That chode’s face reminds me of bibles and cocaine.

My only loyalty is to alcohol content. Lol I love me some red moscato, but damn of it isn’t too weak for me.

lol I’m sure she could. Maybe it should just be news coverage on mute with only the sounds of Christie eating. For context, the closed captioning will read “...*grunting* ... ... *heavily breathing* ... ... ... Ugh. God damnit. ... *sweating profusely* ... ... MOAR. ... ... ... *grunting*”

What a piece of shit. I hope her afterlife is an eternity strapped to a chair with her eyelids pried open, Clockwork Orange style, being forced to watch the same MSNBC coverage of the Trump administration on loop forever, only to be occasionally interrupted by the sound of Chris Christie sloppily eating a…

I wanna feel bad for laughing at this. Honestly, I do. But I straight up don’t. She’s the worst. I hate her so much. Just so, so very much.

Hey, now. Wine is totally an everybody drink. I get smashed on a bottle of Barefoot at least once a week.

Agreed. Oliver forever. #oliverforever