Man, if they do nail him on actual collusion charges (which I’ll check back on after work) I hope he blabs like a gossipy middle schooler. I wanna watch this whole corrupt administration burn.

Too late. I’m jazzed as heck, my friend. I don’t care what Manafort goes down for as long as he does.

Holy shit! You go, Bob.

Yes, but on the plus side 45 has spent a combined total of 3 months just chillin at his own properties. Over two months just golfing. Think of it as really expensive damage mitigation.

Oh my god that’s fantastic.

Same. Every time I see her stupid inbred face I die a little inside. Where the hell does she get off constantly talking down to professional reporters? What, just because her father is a famous con man and Trump’s token religious zealot (Pence notwithstanding) she thinks she’s somehow infallible?

You know, I hate hearing about how all these powerful men are and have been using their power to prey on young actresses, but I absolutely love the fact that the fear of repercussion has subsided enough to allow these women to come forward about the past abuses they’ve endured. It’s ramping up to the point of full on…

Pfffffffffffffft. CP.

I fucking hate sympathy suckers.

Pictured: the amount of money republicans are willing to give to children living in poverty.

Republicans:

If it had a rider allowing for the open carry of assault rifles it’d fly through Congress like a goddamn space shuttle.

Why stop at country?

This is so accurate it hurts.

Yea, no kidding.

I’m white as hell and I don’t feel oppressed. Not for being white, anyway. Just, you know, for being poor. My whiteness is literally the least of my worries. Why any white person would feel oppressed or discriminated against because of the color of their skin is beyond me.

Henchman work is below my main supplier. I’ll cut you a royalty deal, Shark Tank style, then give you a producer credit when the movie is eventually made.

So you’re saying I missed the kangaroo punch?

You’d be condescending, too if you had to float there and watch a clearly inferior life form dominate the planet just because it’s got a slight physical edge with it’s fancy legs and opposable thumbs.